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calls coming from inside the house 💀

she can’t be serious reposting this, she’ll never lose her title as most hypocritical person on earth, girl wouldn’t be invited to anything without max’s name being attached to her status im gone 😭 this just pmo cause u can’t have an opinion like this while being part of the problem, she has 0 talent unless u call insta ads a talent, and an abysmal fashion sense, acting like you dress in straight couture and have great style when u wear alo and ready to wear designer shirts is hysterical (from someone that actually like fashion and keeps tabs on fashion week, i think these things only get posted because they’re pressed they aren’t invited)

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 8 days ago

oh come on

i don’t even have the words anymore do you think alexandra ever sees this and is like “omg they get me 😜” or is she weirded out too cause how could someone even come to this conclusion..plus we all know alex’s only style inspo is hailey bieber not diana/ s

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 1 month ago

what 😭

literally what is romantic about this undisclosed ad i’m tired of ceo finance boss carcar now and also there’s no way she actually uses this spf stick pls

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 1 month ago

i’m tapping out 💀

i just turned on the new episode and said to my dad that i’d be turning it off if christian saved bryan …and what’d he do 💀💀

i was willing to overlook A LOT of the issues with this season because i genuinely enjoy fashion and even if i found it catty and too drama filled i liked tuning in once a week, theyve lost me now though, how on earth christian sees any potential in bryan’s bullshit ass design that I could make despite having zero experience in designing is a joke

good riddance ✌️😭

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u/IllustriousHat6406 — 1 month ago

queen uncanny vs magugu who wore it better

waiting to get a full pic of rebecca but she’s attending venice film festival and i thought i recognised her dress and what do ya know its the same one magalo also wore last year at venice film festival 😭😭😭

as of right now im saying rebecca simply because of the blvgari necklace and her hair not being in a slick back

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 1 month ago

what 😭

mannn people post abt alexandra fans on here so much but lily z fans are so much worse im crine 😭 nobody knows anything abt this girl expect a few crumbs from oscar and his pr team and we out here comparing her to christmas morning (jewish girl mind you)

i think the reason lily gets slandered sometimes (even ive been a perpetrator of this in the past) is because of these fans going through mass psychosis acting like they know this girl and her personality, i almost feel bad for her, because id be terrified if i had these sorta posts abt me when i make an effort to keep my identity under wraps despite showing up to support my bf racing, its not even flattering its just creepy..you cant even say you’re inspired by her because you dont know her at all like please 😭😭 even the mclaren job shit was started by her fans i’m pretty sure

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

when you and twin crazy, but you’re crazy together ❤️

i just wanted to do a little opinion piece on the two craziest portuguese speakers to ever grace us, at least they’re entertaining..

i’m not actually sure how max puts up with kelly, ik he’s a grown ass man who has complete agency over his life, but she is quite literally unhinged so i’m scratching my head. max might be sooo different away from the media, but based on the way he acts, vs how kelly acts they don’t make any sense at all. she’s the most bothered person in history, every single thing ticks her off. if i ever thought her performative ass behaviour was bad her recent ig post is so so much worse cause wtf. airing out your private business (her CHILDS business??) to millions of people is levels of unhinged i’ve never seen before from a wag. not only that, but not covering ps face after making (albeit a shit effort) an effort to cover it? there’s something deeply wrong with that woman i swear because what is she hoping to achieve there, she’s cringe and needs her phone taken away. i hope for p’s sake (and id never wish this on a mother normally) that danii gains major custody or something because the way she acts online is so scary, and id be humiliated if my mom did all that for millions to see. plus the post was pure sympathy bait and a way to get her rabid minions to attack danii and his gf which again is NUTS.

and magugu is last weeks next for sure, she drifts so far away from relevance and then does some bs to be back there once again. the fact it’s now very very much confirmed she was leaking info to the journalist and the gossip pages is crazy, i don’t think people are grasping just how insane you have to be to do that as a public figure. people call paps and do tip offs all the time ik that, but usually it’s to like idk TMZ or some platform that’s actually relevant in the world. instead she leaks lando’s (and her) business to a grown ass woman running a gossip page and adriano like please 😭 there’s no doubt in my mind that she was 100% the problem in that relationship, and obviously lando is not a child again, but seriously..everything about her is so sneaky and calculated it freaks me out and idk why any of lando’s friends want to continue to associate with her when she acts the way she does, i mean she’s trying to send paper plane attacks at the person that funds all their glamorous trips so i personally would NOT be down with her after that.

TLDR: obviously i don’t know the private ins and outs of their lives but from what I’ve seen recently via online behaviour..both of these women are deranged and need to have their phones thrown into the pacific ocean far from their reach

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

people are finally waking up

this has been bothering me for so long and i felt like the only person that ever noticed her gang of dachshunds went missing as soon as she ventured to being a cat girly ✨✨ the tik tok was posted by @kyliekingeraa (ironic) and the comments are actually insane, people are fully under spells abt this family and refuse to admit they can do any wrong 💀💀 because yes buying a bunch of dogs and animals and shipping them away to another house for someone else to deal with as soon as they don’t match your aesthetic anymore is WEIRD and it actually irritates me beyond belief

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

our activist ❤️

while everything in this is inherently correct and i agree with mark ruffalo in pretty much every stance he has, im tired of this hypocritical performative activism from kelly, its a great message to spread, but she publicly promotes ai surveillance glasses, and the greatest irony of all is she’ll be spending and living lavish in maxs new contract money which largely is funded (name sponsor for redbull) by oracle it’s actually hilarious how these rich ppl pretend to care abt the problems that affect lower class people or those in war while actively living it up on yachts and vacays with the same money that funds all the war etc..anyways im not trying to get political ts just gets me everytime

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

the first lady has touched down 🦅🦅

f1’s classy first lady has arrived at the zandvoort track because all that matters is a race day of course #exposure. i’m lead to believe she’s filling in for max today because he’s sick, and thanks to ABH we know she’s an established driver!! /s

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

and the gender issss….

as we know the gender of the baby = colour of her outfits.

so from this yellow dress we can deduce that the baby will in fact be a blonde dachshund 😍 congrats alex and charles

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

try not to laugh

i follow a gossip page that posted that magalo refollowed joao (just so i don’t get allegations of stalking magugu again i didn’t go looking for it) but they were apparently at the same party last night too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 guys looks like she’s gone back to her roots so she’s done and dusted w lando and f1 circle lurking ❤️‍🩹 ultimately she’s way too fun to snark on…before anyone complains we talk too much about her atleast she gives us breadcrumbs

edit: just reminding everyone she re followed and unfollowed him when the autosport awards happens in jan so yes this is new

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

does she have no shame?? 😭

there’s obviously nothing wrong with still being on good terms with your exes family, as we’ve seen luisa is seemingly still on good terms with lando’s family with a few sporadic likes and comments.

on the other hand both of lando’s sisters unfollowed magui a few months ago, including cisca, before refollowing her to probably avoid her deranged fans and gossip. but yet here she is liking his sisters post after 3 minutes like a fan, after stalking her brother on his ibiza holiday and other places around the world 💀 i’ve said this before like we obviously don’t know the ins and outs, but from our perspective magui has done nothing but slander lando via petty tik tok reposts and stalk him (not her first rodeo), and clearly something that warranted getting unfollowed by both sisters in the first place…so not sure what she hopes to achieve here

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 2 months ago

ibiza chapter 2 complete

wrapping up night 2 of landos ibiza chronicles with confirmation that he was david guettas ex wife’s labubu not some random woman..magugu can rest tonight 🧘‍♀️ who knows what will come tmrw let’s all hold hands im having a blast thank god for lando or we’d be so bored this summer break

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 3 months ago

incoming magugu crash out

wow how blessed are we to have such a free spirited ho/ s doing this for the love of the game ❤️ keep it coming lando

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 3 months ago

the rhode on the kelly 🫩

ohhhh i’m so irritated she done attached the rhode blush thing to her fucking kelly bag it looks like utter shite holy cheap and classless i can’t even deal w this hailey bieber glaze anymore i think im in a bad mood but genuinley wtf also this pucci is hideous and an eyesore

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 3 months ago

my summer break predictions ☀️

hey squad as we know f1 summer break is around the corner, so i thought why not kick off on some predictions!! i’ve put a lot of thought into these as you can probably tell, and tried to
make sure they’re as accurate to the drivers and wags actions as possible xx

my predictions:
-barriers viagra pills and GLP-1 released
-magui gets cease and desist from norris camp and posts his full dih in a fit of rage
-alexandra announces she’s pregnant with a dachshund
-kelly locks max in a tower until he proposes to her
-alix earle and stassie bring lando to LA and convince him to get fillers and an AlloClae bbl + he goes on jake shane’s podcast and the alo gym
-carmen takes george’s seat in mercedes because george isn’t meeting toto’s standards
-oscar and lily break up because oscar loves lando’s new look as an influencer too much and goes to be with him instead
-mark webber buys more paparazzi but this time for oscar and lando
-alexandra buys 100 million likes on a post of her shoes and it becomes the most liked pic on instagram
-franco joins the argentina national football team and becomes a supervillain
-pierre gasly gets another hair transplant

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u/IllustriousHat6406 — 3 months ago

uncanny valley

look i think rebecca is pretty and all but idk if it’s her eyes or smth but theres smth there that spooks me, additional note here her cheek filler and botox is out of control 😭 her and kelly go band for band in the frozen face department

edit: and now that im rly thinking abt it her, alix earle, and bonnie blue could be triplets

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 3 months ago

i’m ctfu

not trying to give her attention let me preface this but holy shit i’ve been laughing so hard at this 😭😭😭 there is no reason she needed to be doing all this please

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 3 months ago

i’m ctfu

why does max look like ai and yk what why does it also look like she’s a fan taking a pic with him i actually haven’t stopped laughing since i saw it

u/IllustriousHat6406 — 3 months ago