u/Iloveyoufridah

There is this girl that I have been talking to for the last 6 months. She put me in the friendzone, which I have been currently enjoying(She is a vibe).

Today she decided to come visit me, it was unexpected as we had planned to go for a nature walk earler in the morning which didn't happen. So It happened that my cleaning lady was there.

My girl(friend) hakukaa sana, so after going the mama fua had a lot to say. She was thorough with her observation even talked about the girls character and morals(hawajuani so sijui ana judge aje).

Dame had some piercings and she had worn a top where the shoulder strap is one na ka tumbo cut and she had dyed hair...she looked stunning.

I told the mama fua that next time jaribu kuongelesha mtu atleast so that you know them. you can't judge a person based on how they look and dress.

She challenged me nipeleke huyu msichana nyumbani halafu nimshow kenye mamangu atasema(she knows my mum).

The end.

Tip: If you are slaughtering a buffalo, ensure that you are not holding any juicy part of the animal like the steak.

There was a frenzy after KWS killed a buffalo and guys were fighting for the meat. Sasa you have secured a prime piece of meat and you are trying to cut it...out of nowhere a new bro has raised his panga to cut the same place where your hand is holding.

Just a bit, I don't think anyone noticed. Besides me is this old mzee ordering balozi na amewekelea mguu yote kwenye kiti, amejaza meza so the waitresses are just smiling at him.

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I had KC ginger with coke and I was watching the Netherlands game, Sasa I was team Japan.

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When I drink I don't know what wave of depression hits me. I observe people dancing and having fun and wonder mbona pombe hainifanyi hivyo...why am I not happy.

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Ile time nilikuwa na furaha is the time Japan equalized the goal against Netherlands, though it was short-lived coz tulifungwa tena.

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Nikirudi home, there was a sinister thought in my mind, I know I can't act on it, but nlijipata najiuliza what if nisimame kwa Barabara hii lorry inigonge.

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Will it ever be better?

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In primary school we had madam sarah, a proper mad woman: she would beat us senselessly for an innocent wrong answer or not finding mention of the Sanhedrin from the bible.

I unfortunately suffered the brunt of her beatings, walahi alinichapa sana. Five years after finishing primary I went back for visiting day and she was still there.

Alikuwa mrembo niaje and I wondered why I had not noticed that. We had a Chat and realized she was not that bad of a person once you get to know her and she does not have power over you.

Would it be weird if I asked my girl to dress up as a primary school CRE teacher halafu she beats me up because of failing question number 25?

In primary school we had madam sarah, a proper mad woman: she would beat us senselessly for an innocent wrong answer or not finding mention of the Sanhedrin from the bible.

I unfortunately suffered the brunt of her beatings, walahi alinichapa sana. Five years after finishing primary I went back for visiting day and she was still there.

Alikuwa mrembo niaje and I wondered why I had not noticed that. We had a Chat and realized she was not that bad of a person once you get to know her and she does not have power over you.

Would it be weird if I asked my girl to dress up as a primary school CRE teacher halafu she beats me up because of failing question number 25?