I give the fuck up.
I don’t know what the fuck happened between last season and this one but I have PLUMMETED from GM1 with a 60% WR down to P2 with a 32% WR.
I JUST LOST A FUCKING 5V6. THE ENEMY ONLY HAD 5 PLAYERS THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME AND THEY COMPLETELY FUCKING STOMPED US.
It’s like no matter what the fuck I do, I AM FUCKING LOSING.
Dive the enemy team and distract 4 of them for a cool 15 seconds? Too bad. Teammates can’t handle Mr. Fantastic and Magneto. Lose a 5v2.
Secure a pick on their tank and push up? Womp womp dumbass, you forgot to account for the fact Dagger is in fucking Uzbekistan lobbing spitballs trying to heal you from there.
Stomp the enemy Magik diving your backline? Are you a fucking idiot? YOU NEED TO PUSH THE FRONTLINE WITH YOUR SCARLET AND NAMOR SO YOU CAN BE FREE FOOD FOR THE ENEMY TEAM.
Generally exist as a vanguard? Hey shit-for-brains they have STAR-LORD. Get ready to hear “LEEEEEEGEEEEENDARYYYYY” 80 times this round.
Play a brawl tank? What’re you, fucking stupid? Eat Luna freeze bitch boy.
I genuinely for the life of me cannot figure out what the fuck I’m doing wrong or why I’ve suddenly plummeted. I watch my VODs and I’m genuinely clueless as to why I can’t get fucking healed when the ENTIRE enemy team is playing poke IN A FUCKING 5V6. GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT!