u/ImNotNotNotNotABot

Part 1: 1-6 (still open; see my profile)
Part 2: 7-10, Das Lied
Part 3: top 3 from each round
Part 4: sub-wide orgy to the winner

If 6 doesn't make it through the first poll, I WILL hide under my blanket with my custom little hammer plushie and sob inconsolably.

You have been warned.