r/classical_circlejerk

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My 5 year old wants to play everything in C# major instead of C major.

She is in a small group class and at the end of the second “Little Mozarts” book from Alfred. She insists on using the black keys, so explained that she could move everything up a half-step to play in C# instead of C. Now, she insists on doing it with every piece in the book. On one hand, I think it’s neat/funny and maybe good for her. But on the other, sometimes I think it slows her down a bit, because when she sees a B, she has to play a C and so on.

Should I just roll with it, or encourage her to play what’s on the darn page!? 🤣

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u/Appropriate_Score269 — 11 days ago

Hate thread: The worst classical music youtuber

Who do y’all think is the worst?

For me it’s Ben Laude only because his Yunchan Lim series made me xenophobic against Koreans and his jokes lands as well as the 9/11 planes.

Banned answers: The “keep on listening friends” guy who makes 5 videos a day

u/QM60 — 11 days ago
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Был ли Модест Мусоргский гомосексуалистом?

Я часто задавался вопросом, был ли Чайковский единственным композитором, чья гомосексуальность была доказана на 100 %, что подтверждается академическим консенсусом. После множества исследований должен сказать, что пока не нашёл других имён, хотя личность Модеста Мусоргского меня интригует.

В документальном фильме, снятом в 2001 году и озаглавленном «Я — любовница Брежнева» («Je suis la folle de Brejnev»), Фредерик Миттеран рассказывает, что у полиции имелась информация о гомосексуальности Чайковского, его брата Модеста, целой плеяды членов царской семьи, а также Модеста Мусоргского.

Кто-нибудь когда-нибудь слышал об этом?

u/LABOUCHEDUSERPENT — 10 days ago
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Story/myth about composer going inside piano?

I remember as a kid reading some old anecdote about a famous classical piano composer climbing into a piano as a child and playing from within, which made people around think there was an angel playing. I forgot what composer it was supposed to be but the story stuck because it was so weird. I remembered it as Chopin but can't find anything about it so I don't think it was him. It could've been a fictional character, let me know if I'm wrong.

Anyone know what I'm talking about or do I sound crazy?

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u/Benboiuwu — 10 days ago

If i get a cat i'll name it "Chopin" (regardless of the cat's gender, "Chopin" is a last name.) So i can:

  1. If the cat get jump on my piano while i practice i can say "Chopin, get off the piano!"
  2. If it did some weird shit i can say "stop that, Chopin!"
  3. If it did some horrendous shit i can pull out its full name and then scream "FRYDERYK FRANCISZEK CHOPIN!!!" Like how western parents scold their kids.
  4. Find a village where houses have thin wall and everyone is in classical music cult and they think i resurructed Chopin.
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u/Such_Customer_3973 — 11 days ago

Pt. 2: Mahler's Most Erotic Symphony

Part 1: 1-6 (still open; see my profile)
Part 2: 7-10, Das Lied
Part 3: top 3 from each round
Part 4: sub-wide orgy to the winner

If 6 doesn't make it through the first poll, I WILL hide under my blanket with my custom little hammer plushie and sob inconsolably.

You have been warned.

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u/ImNotNotNotNotABot — 10 days ago

Which Br@hms piece sounds the most like Beethoven?

We all know what the most obvious choice is. So let's NOT choose Op. 68!

Next square: sounds like Haydn/is actually Schubert (was originally Mendelssohn/Rachmaninoff but since someone in the last post said the Scherzo there's rly no need is there?)

u/StanTheTalkingDog — 10 days ago