u/OkButterscotch3222

Story:

I found out that my wife has not only been seeing her boyfriend, but also a plethora of other men. She has a lot of boyfriends.

Whenever I hear her snap pings or go through her text messages, I get the masculine urge to keep boofing and going to the gym for gains. But I tire out very quickly at the gym for some reason (maybe it's because I'm working harder...?)

I noticed that last week after finding out she went to a frat party, I gained about 5lbs more than usual in gains (unusually concentrated in my upper pelvic, lower abdominal region), and it hurts more than usual to take dumps.

I also have ED (excellent discipline) in bed.

How many men should she take on as boyfriends so I can obtain optimal gains?