u/Imaginary_Fudge8119

Hello I am all time mechline star winner chef 😋😋

And recent shu chef at Burj Al arab 😎 the only 7 star ✨ hotel and now home cook as for promotion no 11 star ✨ hotel was there

Today ye hua ki guard of President came to my house for my home made Mango 🥭 ice cream 🍨

It was my great pleasure to make ice cream for such a traitor sorry I means Nobel prize snatcher 🥰🥰 peace 🕊️ 🕊️ ✌️

I also priviously made ice cream for barrack Obama 😗😗

Girls please 🥺 🥺 do not come in dm for recipe

Guys parso Linkedin chala liya

Fir hua maut ka khel 😍😍😍

Chalo aap log batao jadu wali chakki se kya maangoge 😋😋

Is you go straight 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Take the tuk tuk 🛺 🛺

Drive it over seasonal river 🌊🌊

Give him 20 rs 🤑🤑

Walk past the bus stand 🚌 🚌 🚌

Walkthrough some conjusted road 🛣️ 🛣️

U will arrive at this big only 📱 📱 mobile cover store

And choose the cover and tampered glassfor mobile to gift 🎁 🎁

Take the mobile which is ready

Hunt for 🛺 🛺 again

This time u get an tuk tuk with flag with sprangling stars and blad eagle 🦅 🦅

And with all freedom u screem LIFE IS ENJOY 😍😍😍

This way u will return to office again 🥰🥰🥰

So like kya hua ki aaj mai humari factory aaya hua tha

Waha manager se baat ki starting mai sab normal tha 🥰🥰

Fir durkhtana aisi ghatit hui 🤯🤯

ki mai ek ghante tak zaleel hua 😋😋

Vo kehwte ki aapki handwriting dikhana and maine ye likha

Vo kehete aap faccho jaise likhte ho 😨 😨

Maine kaha mai faccha hi hu

Vo kehete fir sangya kya hoti hai maine kaha nhi pata

Vo kehete ki aakash ka prayeyvachi batao and mai ne soja ki opposite batana hai🤡🤡

Mane kaha land vo hasne lag gaye or kehete ki parayevachi means synonyms 😭😭

Fir karak pucha and samas bhi and sanskrit bhi 😰😰 mujhe kuch nhi aata tha vo zor se hasne lag gaye the mujhe laga unke andar ravan aa gya 👹👹

Fir bhagwaan ki daya se vo GK pe aaye and waha maine aapni shaan bacha li atleast cause meri vo kafi strong hai like more than 99 percentile

And yeah aab mai kone mai aake reddit post bana raha hu 😋😋

Waise whose handwriting is better

Kitna mast hai na 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Gali mai JCB aayi thi to ek barozgaar insaan kya karegaa

Toh maine bhi vo hi kya jo aap soch rahe ho 😗😗😗

Sab ke liye tarbooz 🍉 🍉 laya hu

line mai lag ke le lo ek ek 😋😋

mango 🥭 or muskmelon sirf mods or mod friends ke liye hai 😔😔 kam the isliye

Aaj TVK or BJP jeet gyi toh 6 ko party karunga 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Toh ye kahani hai us zamane ki jab duniya par insaan or chadarmod insaan ek saath rehete the 😰😰

un hi logo mai se ek tha Sir Imaginary_Fudge the gr8 😎😎

duniya tab bohot vichitra thi or un sab mai se bhi vichitra tha ye prani jiski mai aapko aaj kahani sunane jaa raha hu 🥰🥰

so Sir imaginary ko bhagwan ne har din awkward hone ki ninja power de rakhi thi 🥀🥀

vo har din apni aatrangi harkato se logo ka dhyan aakarshit karne ki koshish karta tha 🫠🫠

aisa hi ek din aaya 2 May 2026

Uska reddit par ek sub tha or uski din bhar din durdasha us se dekhi nhi jaa rahi thi

usne faisla kiyaa ki vo raat ko chaat wali gali mai jakar photos post karega 🤓🤓

vo aapne gujare ke liye karma ki kheti karta tha or uska ye plan aacha laga

Ye batane ki zarurat nhi vo bohot sharmila insaan tha 🥰🥰

vo chupke se soda wale ke pass jata hai or aapna mobile nikalta hai

or dheera se mobile nikalkar photo khinchta hai

Par niyati ko kuch or hi manzoor tha

camera auto mod pe tha or ek tez roshni ne imaginary ke pairo se zameen khinch li

uske camera ki flash light ne aadhi road or lakho logo ka dhyaan akarshit kiya

🤡🤡

or is sab ko dekhte hue uski to fatt padi

uski dharkan ruk gayi 😥 aatma ne alvida kehe diya 😱

uske liye to duniya jam si hi gayi thi 🥶🥶

dherre se photo khinch raha tha aab puri gali ko pata lag gya 😭😭

logo ne jo chaba rahe the chabana band kar diya or sirf uski taraf bina chapkaye dekh rahe the ☹️☹️

shop wala keheta "kya bhaiya viral karne ka plan hai"

usne kaha "haa bhaiya khud toh ho hi chuka hu"

aab dono has kar apna kaam karne lage

vo soda bana ne lag gya

or imaginary fudge bhaagta raha jab tak vo un lakho logo ki aankho se goom na ho jaye

kuch loog kehete hai vo aab tak bhaag raha hai 🤡🤡

uski prajaati to khatam ho gyi lekin uski kahaniya hume aaj bhi protsahit karti hai or baccho ko utsahit 🌻🌻

kya pata is kahani ko padhte time vo tum logo ke beech mai hi ho 😰😰

So yeah I like Maps

and more than Maps I LIKE DATA

A LOT OF MESSYYYYYY DATAAAAA 😈😈

Alsoo I try to make that data lovely and presentable to masses 🥰🥰

so here is a lil representation

WHAT DOES THE ABOVE MAP SHOWS

The pib (ministry of info) released DATA of SGST of states in month of april 🌻🌻

I tried to make SGST collection per capita according to state

for per capita calculation i have used UDAI adhaar registration by state till jan 2026 for most accurate estimate of population

BY THE HOW IS THE COLOR PALLET 🙂🙂 TRIED A LOT BUT THIS SUITS BEST

ALSO IS THE RANGE AND NUMBER OF COLOR PERFECT 🫠🫠

Bhaiyo or beheno mujhe aaj ghar pe ye mila 🙈🙈

Mai aise nyi nyi discovery karta rehta hu Ghar pe 😁😁

Lekin aaj mujhe sabse intresting cheez mili 🙃🙃

Ek hour ke 50 rs pehele kon aayega 😋😋