u/Imgursaurus

(1) Cast [[Thopter Pie Network]].

(2) Cast [[Harmless Offering]], giving an opponent the TPN.

(3) Pass the turn, ensuring your opponent is eating something especially unhealthy.

(4) Cast [[Murder]] targeting their Thopter in their first main phase.

(5) Call an ambulance.

Inspired by u/DeviatorMMSM quality post. (https://www.reddit.com/r/BadMtgCombos/s/ZliE6ETnxv). Cheers!