u/ImmediateMountain286

Wife answers the phone during sex.

So after a pretty good dry spell my(45m) wife (42f) agreed to have sex. To keep this brief, everything was going good and my wife's phone rang, it was her best friend and she let it go to voicemail, shortly after she got another call on FaceTime and because her friend had a close family member with a serious medical issue, she told me to stop so she could make sure everything was ok.

So my wife's friend saw my wife was in bed and said oh I am sorry if you already went to bed, it was just after 9pm, and we usually go to bed at 11.

So her friend was in her closet and wanted to get my wife's opinion on her outfit, and they continued with small talk. So after the initial squeeze on my arm to stop, I began to rub her without moving myself. At first I didn't notice any reaction and was about to stop and then I could feel vagina started to contract with an orgasm. My wife didn't acknowledge anything happened and I decided to just patiently wait for my turn. After like 10 agonizing minutes of small talk about her outfit. My wife finally said she needed to go and hung up.

So my wife let me finish, which didn't take long and then we didn't speak about her taking the call and no apology or maybe I should not have answered until after. So this was a few nights ago and debating if I should tell her how I feel.

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u/ImmediateMountain286 — 3 days ago

I think my wife caught me?

So got back home last night from a short trip to visit friends and got to bed late. Had an in person staff meeting at work that I needed to get up early to shower and leave quick to make it.

So when I first woke up I had a typical morning erection and quickly got in the shower. So my erection would not go away so I squirted some conditioner on my hand and started stroking myself thinking it might be the fastest way to make the erection go away.

So just as I started scrolling through my phone on Instagram looking at hot chicks, I hear my wife tell me I should shut the door to the shower when she was like 5 feet away. We have a blurry clear glass shower door. Not sure if she could make out what I was doing. Should I bring it up to come clean or just let it go and home she didn't see me jerking it?

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u/ImmediateMountain286 — 22 days ago

Awkward situation in front of my wife

So I (48m) was with my wife (43f) at our friends house and after swimming in the sunshine for a few hours with the kiddos and after eating bbq, dried off and went into the house and into the den to take a well deserved nap on their recliner.

I had worked late the night before and didn't get much sleep so I had to take a nap.

After a certain amount of time, maybe 45min of being knocked out, I wake up and see my wife as she opened the door and walked into the den and sat on the couch directly across from me. This is where it gets weird. So my wife started talking to Amy 35f, our mutual friend who was already sitting on the couch nursing her 6 month old little girl.

Amy came into the room at some point after I fell asleep and I had no idea she was there, my guess is she needed a quiet dark room to nurse her baby.

So Amy handed my wife her baby and my wife started burping the baby and rocking her back to sleep.

So I was a little shocked when Amy who was wearing a swimsuit, continued to sit next to my wife with the top of her swimsuit pushed down.

So as I am looking at the two of them chatting, I thought it was kind of odd that she didn't cover up when she was done. She had a nursing pad in one hand but both of her boobs were just out, and no attempt to cover up with me sitting like 6 feet away looking right at her.

I was going to get up and leave but before I managed to get up I got an erection and had to stay in my chair to hide my situation.

I immediately felt like such a pervert for getting turned on by a woman just being a mom.

So I felt captive and sat there listening to their small talk waiting for them to leave.

So then after about 20 minutes, my wife hands Amy her baby and asked me if I was up and wanted to come out with her.

I was kinda of caught off guard and still not able to leave with my situation, so I just asked for a few minutes to wake up and I would come out.

Amy held her baby in her lap and she was asleep, but she was lightly swaying back and forth with her knees with the baby and as I looked on her still exposed chest was shaking with the motion and her nipples all of a sudden became completely hard and stuck out.

As I attempted to make small talk and apologize for being in the room when she needed privacy and she immediately cut me off and said oh no problem and said thank you for not minding that she came in to nurse.

As I was somewhat shocked by her big boobs, right in front of me, she made a self deprecating joke about how her nipples where at attention and she didn't know why and said maybe because she was in front of company.

I didn't respond but at this point felt like I needed to cut my losses, so I got up with a huge boner and joked back that I was sorry for the morning wood and I really had to pee, and apologized for being a creep.

Amy then said that I should not worry and that she didn't think it was a big deal. Right as I reached for the door knob, Amy asked me if I could hand her her diaper bag before I left. So I turned to face her in my humiliation and walked over to her and grabbed her diaper bag and handed it to her.

She said thanks and then I left in shame.

Not my finest day, hopefully Amy doesn't mention this to my wife, I would be so humiliated.

Ok, due to the outcry of my creative licence, I will add the less interesting version of how it went down.

So I woke up, my wife entered the room, held her friend's baby and got it back to sleep, in my mind the boobs were out but in reality they were safely put back inside her top My wife asked me to join her and I reluctantly asked for five minutes to wake up and then when I got up, honestly I was maybe rocking a little stiffness but unfortunately for me nothing obvious anyone but me. As I got up to leave, she asked me for her diaper bag and I gave it to her and noticed her very large nipples poking through her suit. Everyone happy to buzzkill my fantasy

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u/ImmediateMountain286 — 2 months ago

Intentions to flirt

So I 45m married, occasionally get together with a friend group and our young kids all hang out and have a good time.

Last week I was at the pool with the group and was chatting with one mom 36f married, in particular who is very attractive, tall 5 10, thin with a very athletic build and really takes care of her body.

So as we were talking we started talking about working out and she mentioned a class she takes weekly and then I gave her a compliment and said she is in amazing shape and what ever workout she is doing must be tough .

She smiled and said thanks and I could tell she really gets a lot of validation from her appearance and kind of leaned into that. I also was visually checking her out kind of looking at her up and down at very close distance like 5 feet at the edge of the pool and she was in a very nice bathing suit that showed off her curves well

We mostly talk about mundane stuff but I often will give her a little compliment or ask about her workouts as it gives me a little thrill to see her reaction and I can tell she likes the attention because she always comes to chat with me one on one whenever we have get togethers.

For me this is a harmless thrill but I know it's wrong.

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u/ImmediateMountain286 — 2 months ago