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Sisters that "play" together, stay together~

You wouldn't know it, but Tia can suck like nopony's business~ It took more than a few sessions with me being quite agressive, but she likes the taste now and she LOVES the feeling~

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 9 days ago
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What is the morality consensus on extreme age differences even if we are both Princesses~?

When Tia does it, it's "Based" and "Sun-pilled" and other random skibbidi words. When I do it I am "cringe" and "taking advantage of her". This is a double standard and unfair!

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 17 days ago
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Did you know Princesses taste different on each of the 4 weeks of the month~?

On the first week, Tia tastes a lot like a deep breath at sunrise on a misty morning~ The fourth week? Kitkats, believe it or not~

(https://x.com/xchhdpx)

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 21 days ago
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Remember to Tightly and Politely Wrap Your Sister~ To Keep Her Safe, Of Course~

It pays to be protective of what is yours. However, there are times my sister misbehaves just so she may be punished~ Oh well~ An unpredictable life never grows boring~♡

(moonightoka)

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 29 days ago
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What's the deal with everypony going wild over furry coats amd unkempt manes? We need to brush them down, we look unkempt!

They do make sistermare cuddles better though ♡♡♡

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 1 month ago
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Oh to be a hard boiled detective solving a murder in the rain~ Except it's 11:00 AM and sunny so you close the blinds to LARP~

Turns out smoking is generally frowned upon inside these days. These silly fillies keep making up new rules to mess with this mare I swear.

[Flamevulture17]

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago
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My little ponies are so fond of socks these days~

Even my sister loses her demure and noble stature when I wear them~!

(More Nnaly art! Nnaly I love you! But I love you like a prostitute love cocaine not like romantically!)

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago
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Sometimes, you have to put your rainbow sister in her place~

I understand that Tia has a great deal of competition, but SOMEPONY was here FIRST!

GET IN LINE!

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago
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I'M NOT OVER IT I'M NOT OVER IT I'M NOT OVER IT I'M NOT OVER IT

The nightmares of that time persist...

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(Art by Nnaly, Nnaly I love your work)

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago
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Is it wrong to have funny thoughts about your Sister's stupid jailbait replacement for you?

I do not exactly blame her, but why did my Sister need to replace me with this stupid purple kissable student? Why do I feel an affinity for her? I just can't help myself~

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago
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Somepony is having the strangest dream~! The carpet smells strange too~!

I can't seem to find the dreamer, I hope they are alright!

(I do not know the artist)

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago
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Since when did they penalize your account for calling somepony a zebra?! This used to be a FREE 2Fort!

And he deserved it too, he just kept spy rushing my intel in the SAME PATTERN! For THIRTY minutes!

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago
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How many glasses of wine does it take to not be held accountable for acting upon shameful urges you supress daily relating possibly to your sister? Asking for a friend.

After the 12th glass I was not feeling quite so intoxicated, but will anyone know if I play it up? Do the guards actually know? Does she? If I overplay my plan I may be in trouble.

(artist: Maretian)

u/ImperatorSpookyosa — 2 months ago