To the driver who locked himself out of his car and then used a rock to smash out his window
On 5/22 at about 4 a.m., my wife, our newborn and I were awoken by the sound of you using a rock to smash out the window of your own vehicle. Not realizing that you we're just a driver who locked himself out and panicked, I called the police. However, you absconded before they arrived to assist you. In the midst of your rapid departure, you left a bunch of broken glass on the street and in my lawn. Please come back and clean up your mess.
u/Imtheknave — 10 hours ago