I bought roughly 17 XLIIs from el segundo the other day, and this li'l guy was pleading with me not to ever, ever, ever, listen to him. But, I got to, right?
Update: It turned out to be an answering machine tape, seemingly chronicling this guy Mark's affair with his friend Jim's girlfriend, or wife? And there was also some young boy(not his son) that kept calling him claiming to be Spock 🖖, inviting him to "Earthly lunch", cussing at him and telling him he was "going to find another man" and was "going to have Darth Vader send Earthly whores come over and f*ck [him] to death." That stood out as very creepy, but the rest of it was mostly mundane and possibly cursed as it's kind of hard to piece together. I'm no P.I. or even a true crime podcast listener.