u/InformalHoney9748

is anyone still sending out applications? /has anyone recently sent out applications? / do people even send out apps this late in the cycle?

don’t yell at me i’m just wondering

fuck, marry, kill:
LSAT, GPA, personal statement

okay first i'm gonna fuck my GPA. i know she's low by this subs standards but she had fun, she was young and wild. super interesting too, def forfeited perfect grades in order to take some really difficult but interesting courses for the sake of learning/rly taking advantage of college and the opportunity to learn things i otherwise wouldn't. super interesting lowkey manic pixie dream girl vibes?? like yessss she suffered but in the pursuit of knowledge. esoteric baddie, def a freakkkkk iykwim

KILL THE LSAT KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL. KILL WITH A GUN. BEAT IT TO THE PULP WITH A SOCK FILLED WITH COINS AND ROCKS. KILL KILL KILL

marry my personal statement FOR SUREEE. it is without a doubt the best part of my entire application but more importantly it's something i'm very proud of. i had to go through a lot in order for my PS to be what it's about and i wish that wasn't the case but it is and everytime i read it im reminded why im doing this. id love to marry someone who can remind me that yes ive been through a lot but also look at what became of it!.! she's gentle and kind and loving and forgiving. isn’t that true love? finding someone who reminds you that the things you think are the worst parts of yourself are actually what make you who you are? which is someone they love?

okay ur turn

sigh… another one of my lists but this one is less fun. i haven’t heard back from half of my schools 😃

let’s be delusional! any wave predictions/movement this week or are we expecting mostly silence til June?

alright i was expecting this but NOT for the reasons you’d think.

a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away (boston, mass), when BC would have home games for basketball/hockey/football etc., they would charge an arm and a leg for parking. as you can tell from my post activity, i’ve always been for the people. this miscarriage of justice was not something i took lightly. i had to do something.

there was an elementary school a few blocks down from the stadium. it had a niceeee biggggg parking lot. flat, leveled cement. the private school kind. smooth like butter under your tires.

i couldn’t pass up this opportunity. to right the wrongs of an evil institution who was exploiting the poor citizens of my beloved city? and all while making a quick buck? i knew what i had to do.

so, i took it upon myself, as a young entrepreneur, a robin hood type if you will, to set up a “lemonade stand” right in front of this spacious lot. a young child, sweet like the lemonade on sale, sitting out in the late summer sun with the pure intentions of quenching the thirst of the throngs of people walking from the T to show their support and school spirit for the local college? no one would suspect a thing. and thus my plan was in place.

$30 lemonade, a shrug and a sly smirk when asked if they could park in the lot behind me? i was selling expensive lemonade with a side of plausible deniability. they’d never catch me.
it was genius. pure genius. and it worked for awhile. it became an operation, a well oiled machine run by the neighborhood kids…until someone snitched.

one fateful day, the jig was up. forced to cease all operations, we were told to pack it up and take our show on the road. this was years ago, back in elementary school but someway, somehow, i know in my heart of hearts, that the BC adcomm traced it all back to me. they read my name and immediately knew. the moment my application crossed their desk and they read my name? i’m sure their blood ran cold. cold like sweet, fresh lemonade on a hot summer day.

checkmate, BC. checkmate.

need something to help with negotiations

is there particular time of day that schools release decisions?

sincerely,
someone whose thumb is raw from refreshing LSD and my email