Will a magic pimp named "Bitches B. Crazy" really appear if I repeat the words "bitches be crazy" three times while crying over a beer?
I'm a guy with a lot of older brothers and a Dad who enjoyed taking the piss out of me a lot while growing up - lots of harmless Dad and older brother trolling - but who also taught me just enough useful, random knowledge that I can't discount everything they said to me - for example, to carry leather contractor gloves in my car because if I ever have to change a tire while driving on the highway, the rubber and steel filled tired I'm removing will be burning hot.
Anyway, here's the strangest thing they ever told me, which they swear up and down is true, but which I've never been able to actually disprove: That if I I'm ever having romantic troubles and I repeat the words "bitches be crazy" three times, while crying over a beer, and at least tear makes it into the beer, a magic pimp named "Bitches B. Crazy" (As in, first name "Bitches", middle initial "B", Last Name "Crazy") will appear beside me, unquestioningly validate my toxic beliefs about women, and attempt to get me to go with him to a strip club, even if it's a slow night like a Tuesday.
Obviously I could never let anyone see me cry growing up in such an environment, so I've never been able to test the theory - also, I'm not sure that I want to? A misogynistic pimp sounds like the wrong companion for that kind of situation and mindset, but has anyone who has actually tried this and can you please confirm that it's bullshit?