u/Initial_Hat_3456

ok this is stupid but whatever. im 19 and still keep a couple stuffed animals on my bed from when i was younger. sometimes when im alone and feeling horny i end up touching myself with them still sitting there.

i make eye contact with the one bunny and whisper stuff like “dont look” or “youre not supposed to see this” while im doing it. half the time i cover their faces with a blanket mid way cause it feels too weird. other times i leave them staring and it somehow makes it better.

it started as a joke one night when i was bored and now its this dumb little ritual. i always put everything back normal after so nobody would ever know. i dont even fully get why it turns me on but it does and i cant stop.

ok this is embarrassing. im 19 and work a part time job at a café. my manager is this strict older woman who corrects me a lot for small stuff, like how i fold the napkins or the way i wipe tables. most people would just get annoyed but for some reason i started writing down exactly what she said each time in this little notebook i keep in my bag.

after my shift i go home and read the entries again. sometimes more than once. it makes me feel weirdly settled, like the day is properly finished. i even started ranking them in order of how firm her tone was.

nobody knows about the notebook and i would be mortified if anyone found it. i hide it under my mattress. i know it’s a strange thing to do but i cant seem to stop. thats my weird little habit.

so yeah this is dumb. im 19 and share a place with two other girls. one of them has these thick fuzzy socks she leaves everywhere and for some reason i started stealing a pair when shes out.

i put them on and just wander around the living room and kitchen like im being watched. sometimes i whisper stuff under my breath like “yes ma’am” or “i’ll be good” while i make tea or tidy up. it lasts like ten minutes max then i take them off and put them back exactly where i found them.

it started as a joke in my head one night when i was bored and now it’s this weird little habit. nobody knows and i would die if they found out. the socks always go back clean so shes never noticed. i dont even know why it feels so calming but it does. thats my stupid secret i guess.

ok so this is weird and i dont even know why im posting it but whatever. im 19 and live with roommates but theyre gone a lot for classes or work so i get the place to myself pretty often. a while back i bought this plain black collar online just because it looked kinda cute and i thought it would be funny. nothing fancy just a simple one with a little metal ring.

now whenever im alone for more than like an hour i put it on. and then i start talking out loud to myself in this soft voice like im answering to someone. stuff like “yes i’ll be good” or “can i have a treat please” while im making food or cleaning or just scrolling on my phone. sometimes i even sit on the floor next to the couch instead of on it. it makes me feel weirdly calm and focused? like my brain shuts up for a bit.

the worst part is one time my roommate came home early and i had to yank it off so fast and shove it under a pillow. she almost saw. i still get nervous thinking about that. nobody knows and i dont plan on telling anyone irl cause itd be so embarrassing. but yeah. thats my dumb little secret.