r/sillyconfession

If you thought I was a guy, you would be wrong btw 😭

I live in a single dorm room and use communal washrooms. They're not that bad but I don't know sometimes I rather piss in a cup than walk down the hallway and see people.

Usually this is at night and then the next morning I will go to the washroom with my fountain drink cup with a lid, dump the pee in the toilet, throw away the cup and wash my hands

Am I ashamed? A little bit but I'm making this post so not really. I know I'm not the only one who does this haha

When I use those body hair removal creams or when I shave I feel like I'm a little fish wooo 🐠🐟🐠🐟🐟🐠🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐠🐠🐠🐟🐠🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐟🐠🐠🐠🐟🐠

To be fair I think a few people might agree with me on this, but I actually kind of like having a cold/flu. Now dont get me wrong the actual physical feeling isn’t great, but being able to do absolutely nothing, lose a few pounds because i have no appetite and sleep whenever I want with the excuse of being ill is actually something I’ve come to appreciate. Then, after my illness subsides and I start feeling like myself again, I actually find a new appreciation for life; being able to breathe through both nostrils, enjoy food again without my tastebuds being non existent, being able to function cognitively again and get back into socialising. If you think about it, its actually kind of good!

Insert “ah shi here we go again meme”

Whenever im bored or just need something to snack one, i take the biggest, juiciest, and crunchiest cucumber and just eat the whole thing, sometimes 2

I have a confession that still makes me cringe.

A coworker made a joke during lunch, and everyone started laughing. I didn't understand it at all, but I laughed too because I didn't want to be the only person sitting there looking confused.

Then someone looked at me and said, “You got it, right?”

I confidently said, “Of course.

That was my mistake.

They started explaining the joke to me, and somehow the explanation made even less sense. I just kept nodding like I was following along.

Five minutes later, I was still pretending to understand.

The worst part? Someone made the same joke again a week later, and I laughed automatically.

My coworker looked at me and said, “You still don't get it, do you?

I absolutely did not.

I feel very silly.

I get weekly mealkit delivery, just to make life a bit easier and make myself more accountable to cooking fresh food regularly.

Anyway, the delivery service I use has a way to report missing items or mistakes (which has been known to happen, but it’s generally very reliable and I haven’t had anything so critical as to make a meal uncookable happen). Today, my weekly box arrived. One of the meals appeared to have multiple items missing, and as I was reporting this, the system said that no I should talk to a real person if there’s this many problems. Sure, okay, open support chat, send the initial query, and as I’m waiting for a response, I’m fidgeting with the meal in question...and all three of the “missing” ingredients fall to the table. They were somehow stuck to the bottom of the disposable baking tin.

Whoops. I’ve been using this service for months now and that has literally never happened. Ahh well, I sent an apology to the support agent who had just said hello and logged out of the chat.

I can’t be the only person who has made this kind of mistake, but still. I can’t help but feel silly. It’s not like the support wait time was anything awful and it’s not like I took much time out of the queue, but still.

Whoops.

This is my 5th confession on here or smth lol.

So about 2ish years ago when i started drinking monster energy, i went to a big big store to buy my second ever monster can. The cashier asked me for my id but i dont usually take it with me bc im afraid of losing it, and because i look young i just straight up lied to her and said im 12 (which i ain)

Then 2 weeks later and i was at the same store with my parents and the cashier said i tried to buy alcohol 😭

Now i get anxious every time i see her lmao

When I was like 8-10, a friend of mine made fun of me for the way I said “bag”. I said it lake “bay-g”. I asked how I should say it and she said it was like “bah-g”. So, because I was utterly humiliated by that interaction, I started saying “bah-g”, even when I was talking about bagels. Then, as an adult I saw the community episode where they’re making fun of britta for how she says bagel like “baggle” and it triggered me haha. Since then, I’ve been trying to re-teach myself to say “bay-g” and “bay-gel” but every time I have to say one of those words, I stumble over them and/or pause mid-sentence because I have to force myself to remember how to say them.