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Women don't want a man that is loyal & honest. For the last 13 yrs every woman I've dated has known about my wife..

My Wife and I are expecting...the divorce to go through.

The hardest part was saying goodbye to my kids...it was her favorite towel.

At one point she stopped telling me when she would orgasm...she knew not to bother me at work.

While we were together, I realized we had different sleeping habits. I tend to toss and turn.. She slept with her girlfriend..

Ironic, the one thing that brought us together, inevitably tore us apart. We both enjoy eating vaginas.

Disney+Discovery+Paramount+Hulu=HBO MAX

Killing 2 birds with 1 stone may sound like a good thing.

until you realize they're both endangered...

then it's impressive.

Sugar The Surf Dog, was inducted into the Surfers Hall Of Fame..My first thought was "Wow,there's a surfers hall of fame."

She is the first Dog to be inducted but i bet she's not the first BIT**...

I recently saw a Beer commercial with the tagline "Drink in moderation or not at all".

It never even crossed my mind that those were options, I always drank responsibly.

Responsibly, that's a 302 reduction upon successful completion of probation, Responsibly.

A recent survey shows 7% of Men believe they could defeat a Grizzly Bear.

And 7% of those Men would choke on a Gummy Bear..