[WP] “Uhhhhh… hey boss, you know that our bard is just two goblins in a trench court right?”. “I’m well aware of that , but the only reason they’re still with us is because they charmed that dragon, which I still don’t know how that happened.”
[WP] A demon family sits down with there offspring. One a soon to be archdemon, the other a regular human. “Now, I thinks it’s time we tell you both that your sibling is adopted.” “I can’t believe I didnt realize Lucifer was adopted!”
[WP] "It wasnt that the town infested with mimics that was strange, it wasnt the townsfolk being walking infestations trying to act normal that was strange, or even the innkeeper/priest being a necromancer." "thats not what concerns you?" "Nope because thats not even the strangest part."