Reviewing Every Issue of Archie Sonic: Issue #19
Pictured: Everyone's first Sonic OC
This issue only contains a single story, much like Miniseries #3, and it's called Night of 1000 Sonics, and from the cover alone, get ready to see a whole bunch of Sonic.
I just noticed there's special thanks to Stephen Penders. We'll be seeing him soon.
We open up with Sonic meeting a cyborg sonic, who says he comes from a dimension where Robotnik made everyone cyborgs, only to find out this actually made them stronger. In an attempt to gain an advantage, Robotnik robotized himself and becoming more powerful, and Cyborg Sonic had fled onto the cosmic interstate to find more allies.
Sonic starts to make a speech about what everyone is doing here, but then the alternate universe Robotnik, otherwise known as Robo-Robotnik, shows up with a bunch of shadowbots. However, the actual Robotnik had been watching, and had swatbots to take on the shadowbots.
After driving him off, Robotnik realizes that Robo-Robotnik will come back, so he teams up with Sonic, revealing that in order to beat him, they need to get the giant's hand in the neutral zone. However, while the Sonics go to get it, Robotnik plans on using it himself to take over the world. Meanwhile, Robo-Robotnik has decided to recruit Anti-Sonic for some reason.
They get the hand but then Anti-Sonic comes by to fight, but it turns out his use is pointless because Robo-Robotnik just teleports the hand to him and uses it to become Giant Borg. After Sally has to break up a fight when the Sonics blame each other, she suggests that they work together to take on the Giant Borg.
In the end, the Sonics beat the borg and normal Robotnik tries to do a betrayal, but he gets jumped to prevent it. To make sure the bot cant be brought back, Sonic has every Sonic take a piece of the bot.
I didn't like this story at all. It was really grating, and most of all, it was just kinda nonsensical and not even in a funny way. I didn't like any of the Sonics, I don’t get why Anti-Sonic is teaming with Robo-Robotnik, and perhaps most jarring is that there isn't anything that funny.
You’d expect that with all these Sonics having different gimmicks, they’d do something a little different with them. For example, why not have the Cowboy Sonic make wild west puns? Or have Skiing Sonic make skiing puns? Or Batman Sonic talk about his dead parents? Anything at all, but absolutely nothing is done with that save for the buff Sonic, and even then he barely has a personality in the first place.
At the end of the day, it’s just Sonic in different costumes by this point. Yes, there’s a fun idea there, and I could imagine someone else writing it would have a better execution of the story, but once the novelty of there being multiple Sonics wear off, you better have a good story to tell, and this one has no good story.
Night of 1000 Sonics - 2/10
Issue #19 - 2/10