How not to photograph a striper

How not to photograph a striper

The reel is an 8000 and is sort of propped up by its handle, creating the illusion that this 32" is about 15, if that. Remember, when adding a reel to a photo for scale, always use an ultralight and claim it's an 8000 or larger. Even your schoolies will look like major cows. 😉😁

edit- this fish was released alive and well.

u/JRAllison624 — 3 days ago

i am not at all well

tw: in which i offer a pathetic rant about a goddamn muffin.
i just wanted a muffin tried to open the pkg it wouldnt so i bit it but it still wouldnt open so itried tearing it again and the muffin got pretty much mangled got scissors opened th epgk turned the fucking muffin into a splatter of fucking modrn art on my wall cn’t wait for the fucking ants to get here. every. fucking. thing. blows. up. in. my. face. EV. VREE. THING.

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u/JRAllison624 — 7 days ago

I wish to complain about the lack of complaints in this sub.

Wtf is the problem here? Isn't anyone dissatisfied with anything anymore??? Are we happy now? I'm sorry, but this cannot stand. Action is needed.

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u/JRAllison624 — 13 days ago

Kinda slow in this sub. Here, have another striper.

33in, Portland, Maine, on live 9" mackerel. Released strong and healthy. 2nd pic is my rig. No, not the barge. 🤪👍

u/JRAllison624 — 13 days ago

I wish to complain about the lack of complaints in this sub.

Wtf is the problem here? Isn't anyone dissatisfied with anything anymore??? Are we happy now? I'm sorry, but this cannot stand. Action is needed.

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u/JRAllison624 — 13 days ago

To the East End Beach Karen

I was fishing from the jetty at the north end of the beach. You tried to tell me fishing is not allowed there. You were wrong. Fishing is prohibited on the beach, not the jetty. Not sure how you came to believe you have some sort of authority, but it is my sad duty to inform you that you do not. What I need from you now is for you to go fuck yourself, m'kay? Do that right now, thanks. 👍

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u/JRAllison624 — 18 days ago

39" Maine Striper

I would love to post a pic, but this interface doesn't show a 'pics or video' option. Wtf. Did redd(sh)it just change this? Sorry,no0b here.

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u/JRAllison624 — 18 days ago

To whom it may concern

To Whom It May Concern,

I’m writing to formally register a complaint regarding the circumstances of my existence.

The terms were never disclosed, the conditions appear arbitrary, and the overall execution has been, at best, inconsistent. Expectations were unclear from the outset, yet the consequences for failing to meet them have been persistent and, at times, disproportionate.

There have been brief moments that suggest this arrangement isn’t entirely without merit—but they are sporadic, difficult to replicate, and often overshadowed by long stretches of frustration, fatigue, or indifference. If this is a system, it lacks transparency. If it’s a test, the criteria remain undisclosed. If it’s random, then calling it “fair” would be a stretch.

I also take issue with the lack of meaningful recourse. There is no visible support desk, no escalation path, and no option to opt out without severe penalties. That alone would be enough to question the design.

That said, I will acknowledge one thing: despite everything, I’m still here, which implies either stubbornness, inertia, or some unfinished business I haven’t identified yet.

If there is an opportunity to review or revise these conditions, I would strongly encourage it. At minimum, clearer guidance would be appreciated.

Sincerely,
A Dissatisfied Participant

PS- I want my fucking money back.

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u/JRAllison624 — 18 days ago
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PB 39" Striper

I hope I'm not wearing out my welcome here; I keep catching really good fish! Got this one fishing from shore, Casco Bay, Maine, on a 7" live mackerel under a bobber. New Penn 8000 performed beautifully.

u/JRAllison624 — 18 days ago

Billy Strings: kind of a dick.

Medical emergency at BS show at Cross. EMTs had to pass through the hallway adjacent to the backstage area/dressing rooms. Billy-boy threw a hissy fit; no one is allowed to have a life-threatening medical event in such proximity to his royal highness, apparently. 🙄 We know, Billy, it's all about you, right?

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u/JRAllison624 — 26 days ago
▲ 30 r/Fishing

Maine striper

31" striper, Casco Bay, Maine. The reel is a 4000, to give it proper scale. Fish was released alive; thanks for playing. 👍

u/JRAllison624 — 1 month ago

East End Beach. You lost it, I found it.

I found your misplaced item at East End Beach this morning (7-20) at about 9 am. Name it and claim it. It wasn't on the beach itself but on the adjacent jetty.

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u/JRAllison624 — 1 month ago
▲ 81 r/Fishing

Portland Maine striper

34" on live mackerel. Released. Still looking for that 40". 😉👍

u/JRAllison624 — 1 month ago