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▲ 15 r/jaxfanclub

Holy crap, there's a whole fanclub for my hot bunny boyfriend! (I might be the #1 Jax simp)

u/JVtheBidoof — 6 days ago
▲ 0 r/Supernatural

I haven't seen Supernatural, here's how I think every episode goes

Dean finds sulphur

Dean: Sammy, come take a look at this.

Sam smells the sulphur

Sam: Sulphur...

Dean: I think we might have a demon on our hands.

Off screen wing flapping then the camera pans over to reveal Castiel

Cass: Did someone say "demon"? I can like, help with that because I'm an angel. I know that this demon is bound to a magic accordion because he was once a musician. I could probably explode the accordion with my angel powers.

Dean: Yeah, you probably could.

Cass: But I won't because I have other angel stuff to do.

Cut back to Sam and the wing flapping sound plays again so you know that Cass flew away but they don't have the budget to show him flying away

Sam and Dean set up a ring of salt

The demon shows up

Demon: Oooh, I'm a spooky demon and I'm gonna kill you

Sam: You can't kill us, there's a line of salt!

The demon powers blow away the salt whilst Dean pulls out a shotgun

The demon then telekinetically disarms Dean, Dean then pulls out a pistol and that gets thrown away too, then an Uzi that gets thrown away too, then an AK-47 that gets thrown away too. Dean then pulls out a knife and runs towards the demon but a metal pipe bends around him and he gets thrown into the wall and pinned down

Dean: SAMMY!

Sam: DEAN!

Sam pulls out a lighter

The demon throws Sam to the ground

Dean: SAMMY!

Sam: DEAN!

Demon: I'm gonna kill you now

The demon slowly starts walking towards Sam. Dean is still yelling "SAMMY!". Sam turns around and sees a glowing accordion and remembers what Cass said and begins running towards it

The demon throws Sam to the ground

Sam and Dean yell each other's names again

Demon: Time to die.

Sam: See you in hell! (One liner)

Sam then grabs the accordion and breaks it over his knee

The demon turns to dust

CARRY ON MY WAYWORD SON plays

u/JVtheBidoof — 10 days ago
▲ 9 r/OkBuddyFresca

(Pictures by me)

White Blanc 2's whole thing is that he can fly and he just sat there and let Dip strangle him to death instead of flying him into the ceiling or at least fighting back at all. Maybe he was into it and not really dead.

u/JVtheBidoof — 14 days ago