Is There a Ride with a Better Storyline Than Spiderman? Anywhere?
Does any ride in Universal, or another park, have a better 'plot' than Spiderman? The dialogue is fantastic and quotable, the plot is coherent and makes sense (looking at you Forbidden Journey!), and the guests are 'involved' in perhaps the most realistic way we could be (hapless rookie journalists mostly just getting in Spiderman's way).
Walking out of that ride, the average person could explain what the story was and how it 'wrapped up' (pun/reference intended). How many other rides can say that? Maybe Cat and the Hat and Gringotts, but not to the same level, in my view.
Mummy and River Adventure are great but have confusing endings. (How exactly did we escape?) The big roller coasters are coherent but don't really have too much 'meat' to their plots. MIB has you suddenly neuralized even if your car maxes out. (STILL WAITING FOR MY SUIT, AGENT J! I PASSED AS A GALAXY DEFENDER, DAMMIT!)