u/Jade_Lemonade

The chud on cartography assets looks at himself in the mirror smirking.

"This one will be a banger, I'm definitely not shooting into the absolutely oversaturated market."

He hears a knock on his door.

It's John Gurps and he's equipped with a Glock 17 ,9x19mm [HT101] and he's got Sunglasses [HT71].

"So you're the chud that made those desaturated ass modern assets'"

A bead of sweat rolls down the chud's face. "Yeah..."

"You know because of you I had to make my battlemaps in the fucking SIMS!"

'Why is that my asset pack is very good"

"Because it's greyer than Dark souls 3 that's why"

John Gurps rolls a 6 against a Guns (Pistol) [B198] of 11

Chud rolls a 12 against his dodge of 9

John Gurps rolls 11 damage

Chud makes a health roll to stay conscious and fails

John Gurps finishes him off

/unjerk /rejerk /unjerk /rejerk /unjerk /rejerk /unjerk /rejerk

The Cartography Assets asset makers are the worst of the petite bourgeois

I HATE GURPS SO MUCH

Have I ever played gurps? No, I just read the definition of simulationist systems once.

and ummm yeah I read like a Reddit comment of a guy that said every gurps campaign feels like gurps no matter the setting. Now I never played gurps so I don't know if I'd like that, but that sucks.

Also Steve Jackson Games keep writing random books instead of the Vehicle Supplement we all need so I'm crucifying them.