Help find this fic: Shane is a Centaur, they are playing Montreal, and he chirps about Ilya's 9 inches 🤣
So, months ago, in my one facebook group I'm in, someone shared the following post... she was looking for this specific fanfic and I've spent HOURS and DAYS of my life these last like 4-5 months trying to find this fic and have not been able to find it.
"Hoping one of you lovely souls can help me find a fic on Ao3
I’ve read hundreds of stories since I became obsessed with Heated Rivalry.
Have been looking for weeks for a story I read and honestly cannot find it in my saved bookmarks or history, I am still trawling through my history and bookmarks and as a result have reread many stories but still can’t find the one I’m thinking of, here’s what I remember of the story and hope one of you lovelies can help me find it 😊
- Shane is a Centaur and they’re playing against Montreal, they know it’s going to be a rough game
- Montreal's new centre is an asshole and rough checks Ilya into the boards
- Shane starts to chirp him when they’re facing off trying to bait him into starting a fight
- Shane chirps that they’re going to score 9 goals for every inch of his husband's d!ck which tips Montreal’s centre over the edge and he starts a fight with Shane which Shane absolutely finishes
- Luca realises that Shane has been baiting the centre to start the fight as he was surprised by Shane chirping
- The Centaurs are impressed with Shane’s fighting skills as they know he isn’t known as a fighter
- In-between periods Ilya and the team ask what Shane said to prompt the fight so Shane tells them and Ilya tells the team that they’re half way there and to go out and do what his husband said
- They do get 9 goals and win the match
Thanks in advance 🥰"
I want to read this fic so badly and so far no one has been able to find it. I tried asking on the discord and got zero reactions. I know it may have been asked here back when this woman first requested this fic, but I'm hoping maybe if it's shared now, that someone new might see it and know the exact fic we are looking for.
The idea of this fic has been living rent free in my head ever since I saw this post and I really wanna read it. 🤣 please help!