This is as "I didn't know I was pregnant" as I've ever been.
I come home Saturday night, drunk, partner not at home. I choose to party w myself. Plug goes in, things get foggy.
I wake up the next day. Plug is gone. I don't know if I even finished my session the night before, I may have just fallen asleep w the plug inside.
I scour my apartment for 2 hours. Nowhere to be found. It's been 3 days.
I discounted the idea that my ass would have literally eaten the fucking thing, it's not small. It's got like a cord that connects from the plug to a cock ring on the other end. I would feel that, right??
But I haven't found it still and my trips to the bathroom haven't been /futile/ exactly but they could have probably been more productive.
Can anybody relate?? Do you not feel something inside you after it passes a certain point?? I have like nowhere else in my apartment to search. Best case scenario, I did finish that evening, cleaned up in the bathroom, and then flushed the thing down the toilet by accident.
Anyone know how much the hospital bill is to have something removed??
Dw I did not drive this evening.