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Saw him doing an interview after SummerSlam Night 1 ended. I came over toward the front of the crowd and yelled, “Phil, we love you and Larry!”

No idea if that smile was because of what I said or someone else, but I’d like to believe it was.

This was my first WWE PLE, and getting to be that close to CM Punk (the guy I grew up watching) was honestly the perfect way to end the night.

As a fan, all you ever want is to see someone you’ve looked up to genuinely happy. If I played even a tiny part in that yesterday, that’s a memory I’ll never forget.

A few weeks ago I posted an analysis where I spent 3 months mapping planetary positions against every Rockstar trailer drop since 2007. Half of you called it gibberish. The other half DM'ed me asking for more.

Was I hoping May 12 would prove me wrong by just dropping the trailer? Honestly, YES. I’m a fan first. I wanted it as badly as anyone.

But the data pointed to Thursday, May 14 at 11AM EDT, and that’s where I’ve stood for three months. Still standing there.

Two more days. We shall see.

I pulled the exact UTC timestamp of all 26 confirmed Rockstar reveal events from GTA IV onward (every trailer, every gameplay video, every launch trailer) and ran the geocentric ecliptic longitudes for all 9 classical bodies at each drop. Spreadsheet got pretty out of hand.

Pluto was in Sagittarius for 24 of the 26 drops. Neptune has been in Pisces for 19 of them. The Sun was in Libra, Scorpio, or Taurus 58% of the time when random would give you 25%. The Mercury-Sun conjunction (within 8°) showed up on 8 of 26 drops which is a third of the sample for a configuration that occurs roughly 11% of the time in any given year. Charts are attached, methodology in comments if anyone wants to verify.

The most interesting outer-planet pattern is the Saturn-Pluto separation collapse. From RDR2 Trailer 1 in 2016 through the RDR2 PC Launch Trailer in 2019, every single drop happened with Saturn and Pluto within 24° of each other, and most within 15°, leading into the exact Saturn-Pluto conjunction in January 2020. They were running their entire marketing campaign inside that aspect. For GTA 6, both Trailer 1 (Dec 2023) and Trailer 2 (May 2025) dropped with Saturn in Pisces and Mars-Saturn in tight square. The current Saturn position (Aries, transitioning) and the upcoming Sun-Mercury conjunction in mid-Taurus narrows the next signature window down hard.

I scored every day from May 1 through August 31, 2026 against the historical Rockstar fingerprint (Sun sign weight, Mercury sign weight, Saturn sign weight, Sun-Mercury conjunction, Mars-Saturn square, Thursday bonus). The single highest-scoring date in the entire 123-day window is Thursday, May 14, 2026, 12 out of 16 points. Sun in Taurus 23°, Mercury conjunct Sun within 4°, Saturn in Aries, Venus in Leo, Thursday (the day of 12 of 26 historical drops). It’s also exactly one week and one day after the GTA 6 Trailer 2 anniversary, AND it falls on the same calendar day (the 14th) as GTA V Trailer 2 which Rockstar pushed from Nov 2 to Nov 14 in 2012. The 14 isn’t a coincidence. Setting a calendar reminder. If T3 drops on May 14 at 11AM EDT I want to be remembered.

If Rockstar is seeing this, its just a ‘schizo post’