

▲ 63 r/AquaJail
Baby, I want us to grow old together...have babies, baby!...One. One Baby. I hate kids.
u/JamieXConway — 22 days ago
▲ 21 r/AquaJail
Turn and grab, turn and grab...what is this...fucking day 1 at turn and grab school?
u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago
▲ 60 r/AquaJail
You know what?...my cat has one of them urinary tract infections...but she's also getting married...to my grandfather...who's dying...and he's in my basement...which is flooded...and I gotta be there to sign for it.
u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago
▲ 50 r/AquaJail
Have you had anything to drink tonight,Ma'am? I want you to walk a straight line into that manhole and when you fall down in there I want to hear the alphabet backwards.
u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago
▲ 130 r/AquaJail
You need a doctor? OK, it's ringing. Hello Dr.Cheesesteak, we require one sandwich with 40cc's of cheesesteak stat! With an infusion of medical sauce.
u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago
▲ 73 r/AquaJail
Look, at first I thought it was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it, cause I've had to pee here a number of times.
u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago
▲ 34 r/AquaJail
Hey Broad, let's date! Come look behind the tree, Sweetie-Baby. Come get the things I bought for ya. Wow, they're nice!
u/JamieXConway — 3 months ago
S24+ Lock Screen/Private Folder issue
For some reason this version of Android UI makes you set a password to lock your screen before you're allowed to use the secure folder. All versions before never used to do this. Does anyone know a way around this so you don't have to make a lockscreen password just to use your secure folder?
u/JamieXConway — 5 months ago