u/JamieXConway

Baby, I want us to grow old together...have babies, baby!...One. One Baby. I hate kids.

u/JamieXConway — 22 days ago

Turn and grab, turn and grab...what is this...fucking day 1 at turn and grab school?

u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago

You know what?...my cat has one of them urinary tract infections...but she's also getting married...to my grandfather...who's dying...and he's in my basement...which is flooded...and I gotta be there to sign for it.

u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago

Have you had anything to drink tonight,Ma'am? I want you to walk a straight line into that manhole and when you fall down in there I want to hear the alphabet backwards.

u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago
▲ 130 r/AquaJail

You need a doctor? OK, it's ringing. Hello Dr.Cheesesteak, we require one sandwich with 40cc's of cheesesteak stat! With an infusion of medical sauce.

u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago

Look, at first I thought it was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it, cause I've had to pee here a number of times.

u/JamieXConway — 2 months ago

Hey Broad, let's date! Come look behind the tree, Sweetie-Baby. Come get the things I bought for ya. Wow, they're nice!

u/JamieXConway — 3 months ago

S24+ Lock Screen/Private Folder issue

For some reason this version of Android UI makes you set a password to lock your screen before you're allowed to use the secure folder. All versions before never used to do this. Does anyone know a way around this so you don't have to make a lockscreen password just to use your secure folder?

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u/JamieXConway — 5 months ago