u/JamieXConway

You know what?...my cat has one of them urinary tract infections...but she's also getting married...to my grandfather...who's dying...and he's in my basement...which is flooded...and I gotta be there to sign for it.

You know what?...my cat has one of them urinary tract infections...but she's also getting married...to my grandfather...who's dying...and he's in my basement...which is flooded...and I gotta be there to sign for it.

u/JamieXConway — 3 days ago

Have you had anything to drink tonight,Ma'am? I want you to walk a straight line into that manhole and when you fall down in there I want to hear the alphabet backwards.

u/JamieXConway — 8 days ago
▲ 130 r/AquaJail

You need a doctor? OK, it's ringing. Hello Dr.Cheesesteak, we require one sandwich with 40cc's of cheesesteak stat! With an infusion of medical sauce.

u/JamieXConway — 12 days ago

Look, at first I thought it was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it, cause I've had to pee here a number of times.

u/JamieXConway — 18 days ago

Hey Broad, let's date! Come look behind the tree, Sweetie-Baby. Come get the things I bought for ya. Wow, they're nice!

u/JamieXConway — 23 days ago

S24+ Lock Screen/Private Folder issue

For some reason this version of Android UI makes you set a password to lock your screen before you're allowed to use the secure folder. All versions before never used to do this. Does anyone know a way around this so you don't have to make a lockscreen password just to use your secure folder?

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u/JamieXConway — 3 months ago