u/JimmyJamdJamie

Squirrel Girl has been the most hated character in the game for most of the Rivals’ lifespan

Reasons I’ve heard people don’t like is because

“She’s easy to play”
She does have a low skill floor but so does everyone else. Almost every support, all dps but a handful and a couple tanks are easy to play and are easy to get value with. Shes just the easiest of the all the easy characters.
Her skill ceiling is around the same as the other poke dps maybe higher but there’s nobody reaching for that ceiling cause nobody plays her.
She’s the worst character in the game.
-Her acorns aren’t that hard to dodge “from across the map” unless they land at your feet.
-Her fire rate is also pretty slow giving her not that great damage even if she does big damage in one shot.
-She’s just outclassed by every other poke character, she doesn’t do anything that others can’t do better and doesn’t counter anyone that isnt countered harder by others.
-Tail bounce makes you incredibly vulnerable and gets you killed more often than it saves you.
-Her tail gives her a massive hitbox.
-She gets destroyed by dive.
-She gets destroyed by poke.
-Her teamups aren’t good.
I think the only decent part of her kit is her snare but it still doesn’t make sg worth the pick over Phoenix or Hela.

Another reason I’ve heard why people don’t like her is that
“Shes fat”
No she isn’t.
She has abs.
Also I’m pretty sure squirrels need fluff to parachute themselves so they can survive great falls, Doreen can do whatever a squirrel can.
People also say they hate her voice and the way she speaks. Which is stupid. Milana plays her perfectly and brings out how fun and dorky she is and a lot of neurodivergent vibes which is great because there’s not many autistic superheroes.

That’s really it for reasons why people dislike her.
So I find it absurd why I receive death threats and are insulted for playing the character or just saying I like her.
I just want to play my favourite comic book character in the only game she’s in.

My favourite is Richardson’s Ground Squirrel or Giant Indian Squirrel

What do you think Doreen’s favourite kind of nut is?

Does she use shampoo?
If so then what would she use?

Or does she just not wash and that’s why Matt says she stinks?

She looks pretty clean

But if she did smell bad would she have a human bad smell or an animal bad smell?

Does she use animal products for her tail?