u/JonMyMon

The Cleaners, These Days

At the cleaners I watch a man strip and there's no crotch, only
buffed lemon sheen .

He'll be back in a week,
squeaking, smirking,
ten pounds lighter .

In the meantime,
there's men with pool noodles, compression suits,
acrid shit stench .

You can often catch them on spaghetti night,
hands still pesto,
lining up like hung meat.

There's always tissue peppering their face and
I pretend it's not
revealing .

The Most Beautiful Porno Ever Produced

The cheese curd told me he could show me The Most Beautiful Porno Ever Produced. And he took me to a cave. And someone set up a little projector. And there was a fire and some chuds were roasting weenies. And the projector came to life, and it started roaring in cracks of static and thunder. And I saw a man on the screen. And, I knew, it had to be, it could only be, Jesus. And I saw all of Jesus. Yes, the cock of Jesus, which was a normal sized cock. Circumcised, of course. And Jesus nestled his head in the bosom of, would you believe it, Mary Magdalene. I knew this too with no subtitles or voice over narration. And they started fuckin. And I feel a lot of weird feelings, like, am I into this? but where it lost me was that Jesus kept calling Mary a whore. And I said wait wait wait this is a little intense for me. And so the curd said, I understand, would you like me to show you the 2nd Most Beautiful Porno Ever Produced instead? And, I was apprehensive, but I did respond in the affirmative. And, whattayaknow, this one was actually a Kim Kardashian sex tape. One that had never leaked, I was assured. Lord knows how this drip got it. And she looked so full of beauty and courage and strength. Kim Kardashian. You could see it in the way she made love. This, you could say, is an art, of some kind. And I started weeping. And I got so consumed I almost forgot to ask

what would Jesus do?

The Most Beautiful Porno Ever Produced

The cheese curd told me he could show me The Most Beautiful Porno Ever Produced. And he took me to a cave. And someone set up a little projector. And there was a fire and some chuds were roasting weenies. And the projector came to life, and it started roaring in cracks of static and thunder. And I saw a man on the screen. And, I knew, it had to be, it could only be, Jesus. And I saw all of Jesus. Yes, the cock of Jesus, which was a normal sized cock. Circumcised, of course. And Jesus nestled his head in the bosom of, would you believe it, Mary Magdalene. I knew this too with no subtitles or voice over narration. And they started fuckin. And I feel a lot of weird feelings, like, am I into this? but where it lost me was that Jesus kept calling Mary a whore. And I said wait wait wait this is a little intense for me. And so the curd said, I understand, would you like me to show you the 2nd Most Beautiful Porno Ever Produced instead? And, I was apprehensive, but I did respond in the affirmative. And, whattayaknow, this one was actually a Kim Kardashian sex tape. One that had never leaked, I was assured. Lord knows how this drip got it. And she looked so full of beauty and courage and strength. Kim Kardashian. You could see it in the way she made love. This, you could say, is an art, of some kind. And I started weeping. And I got so consumed I almost forgot to ask

what would Jesus do?