u/Joppy5100

May 14th, Thursday, 2026.

Someone left it in a cart, and at first I thought it was some high-tech fancy water bottle; so I left it in its cart so I can return it later as I was pulling a row from a corral.

And when I picked up and saw the contents inside, and it spun while activated? It’s like I found the universe’s holy grail.

Also, it’s a bit ironic my Walmart is having a huge grand reopening celebratory event today after being in its remodel stage since Dec of 2025, and I find this deplorable shit in the lot.

I did not return it to customer service. I kept it hidden as some goddamn lost artifact—it’s going to be within Walmart forever unless someone else finds it.

Update: I threw it away in a trash bin.