The Goomba Fallacy Image is Confusing, So I Made One That Doesn't Suck
▲ 165 r/fallacy

The Goomba Fallacy Image is Confusing, So I Made One That Doesn't Suck

"Omg! That was a funnel and not a speaker?!"

u/JuliusNova — 8 days ago
▲ 29 r/cats

A Kitten Happened To Me, This Is Purrelyly.

If you recognize the name, game recognizes game.

So, it's 10 PM and I'm just on youtube, and I hear a knock knock on my door from my roommate. Very unusual. Open my door and he's just standing there, cupping a tiny kitten in his hand. Meow.

"What do I do with this?"

Okay, well this is a problem. The story goes according to him, he was at a gas station getting a snack or whatnot, and as he was leaving he heard a little mew. And he finds this little goober "under a box" as he describes it. No mama kitty, no littermates, at an active gas station at a busy intersection. So he scoops her up and brings her to the apartment, and now we're here.

I've only got reptiles, no cats here to speak of, and it's 10 PM. Well now that she's here, I can't just throw her to the curb. Alright, Walgreens closes at 11 PM, buckle up, we're getting some supplies. Bring the kitten too.

So, we get some wet kitten food (I know, I know, but it's a Walgreens, they don't sell formula and the pet shops are closed), get a bottle of litter, and the worker there tapes up a cardboard box due to be tossed out for a super temporary litter box. We get home, take a knife to the box to make a low point so she can actually get in, take a paper bowl and cut off the edges so she can actually reach the food inside, and curl up a pile of yarn blankets for a very temporary cat bed of sorts.

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Okay, she's get a bed, a temporary litter box, and food. Not the correct food yet, but it is food. What do I do with this kitten?

Next day. Kitten's still here. Meow, she says. Well, this set up is looking pretty spartan, so let's get her set up with something better. On my way back from work, I stop by my local Petco. We can't just have this cardboard box, I'll get a kitten litterbox. Something that won't leak and self destruct. Okay, we've got that covered... The paper bowl is going to destroy itself eventually too, so let's get this little bowl she can actually reach too. Hey, this one's cute and says "Rawr". Outdated humor but sure. I guess the same thing applies to water, so let's get this water bowl too. Actually no, there's a self-filling bowl right here for $3 more so let's get that instead. Okay, I think that's the bare-minimum, let's head to the register.

I start leaving the cat section and pass by the toys, and I just take a look at what's there. This wand is only $8, I can at least play with her while I've got her. Then I start thinking about my poor couch. Well there's a scratching post over there for just $15.

Eventually I end up coming to the checkout with:

  • A litterbox
  • A bunch of cat food
  • Formula
  • A wand
  • 4 crinkle cat toys
  • A big fluffy cat toy
  • Plastic balls with bells in them
  • A scratching post
  • A cat bed
  • A food bowl
  • A self-filling water bowl
  • A feeding bottle
  • Cat shampoo

That's... More than I expected to get today.

Anyways, get home, get all this stuff set up, and I pick her up and put her in my lap while I watch youtube while I decide what to do with this little goblin. A lot of you are already raising your eyebrow at me after what I just described. So, watching my video and petting this kitten, I feel a little dot. Wait, what was that? Running my hand over the kitten trying to find that bump again, it's hard to find, but looking at her I see something move.

Holy shit, this kitten is absolutely covered in fleas.

I mean I should have expected that in hindsight, but now it's 10 PM again and I'm freaking out. I don't want these guys in my apartment. The only place still open is the drug store, so I hop in my car yet again, and go on an epic quest to find some Dawn and a lice comb. When I get back at midnight, I am giving a very sad kitten a Dawn bath and combing the fleas out. She be screamin.

That was... an impressive amount of fleas. More fleas than maybe an adult cat would have. This kitten needs to go to the vet for sure, so we schedule that.

Fast forward a few days and we meet with the Vet. They tell me this little baby not only had fleas, but also ear mites, and tapeworms, and that she couldn't be older than 4 weeks. She weighed 0.89 lbs. Too young for flea medication or collars, but old enough for dewormer and ear mite medication. Guess I'm shelling out the money to get this treated. She gets a follow-up visit scheduled for 4 weeks from now to retreat the ear mites and bring samples to check for other icky worms. She gets a bell collar on the way home so it's easier to find her, and a second cat bed that has a cover. When I get home again, take the blankets, beds, clothes, put them into bags and nuke them in the dryer. A week later I have to give her a second Dawn bath because the fleas came back, but she didn't scream this time.

Soon enough, she has started a habit of sitting outside the door of my room and meowing until I give her attention, or when I leave my room to go to work in the morning, she comes bolting from around the corner to meet me to get her daily morning pets. Then a little bit later, whenever someone who wasn't specifically me or my roommate would walk through the front door, she would go immediately aggro against them. Not even saying or doing anything, if you walk through the door and you're not me, she will immediately start hissing at you.

Finally after 4 weeks, the second vet visit. She went from 0.89 lbs to 2.7 lbs. She got another ear mite treatment, and she needs her vaccination shots. Okay, we'll pay for it.

I come back home, and I sit back in my room with my little kitten.

It's been about a week since that vet visit, she's doing so good, and her new cat tree/condo is arriving in 2 days. She's got two beds but her favorite place to sleep is still the yarn blanket I put her on when she first showed up. She's gonna stay with me.

She is "Lily" Purrelyly Lacrima LastName LastName (Purr-lily). She won't drink her milk unless I make a kitty gruel with Tuna. She is deathly afraid of a car even being turned on near her. She loves checking what's inside the cupboard every time I open it to get some food. She waits for me by my door when I get home, and she's my cat.

u/JuliusNova — 3 months ago

Do EGO Gifts Count Dead Sinners?

Whenever I think to check this for myself, I don't want to completely throw my Mirror Dungeon run or craft a tier 4 Gift that doesn't do anything just to find out if this is the case. So, does a "5 Deployed Keyword Identities" gift still activate if everyone besides 1 Sinner is dead? Does it activate if you enter a node and everyone is already dead? Does it activate and then turn off if they were alive at the start but enough sinners end up dead? Again, I'm inclined to say it works but I don't want to ruin my 750 weekly Lunacy.

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u/JuliusNova — 4 months ago
▲ 52 r/Yugioh101+1 crossposts

Is Anyone Interested In Learning YuGiOh?

Hi, I've been playing YuGiOh for something to the tune of 9 years. There was someone else who wanted to learn but ended up not showing up, so I have all this material set up and no student! I've got 30 decks on me, a top-down camera set up, and a bunch of decks set up on a simulator.

I'm just a passionate guy who wants to talk about the game they like. Even if you've never touched YGO and have no idea what a normal summon is, as long as you're interested, I'll teach you.

The goal is to hop on a call and start at the basic of basics, work our way up through examples and conversation, figure out what you like and don't like, and get you set up with a first deck that you actually like. Of course you could just try and watch an hour long video, but you can't ask a video a question, can you?

You'll find me as SenshaVT on discord, shoot me a DM and we can get something figured out & scheduled. The greener the better.

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u/JuliusNova — 4 months ago

A Hand That Makes Every Summoning Mechanic

I am crafting a hand in a simulator that I can use over screenshare to help teach every summoning mechanic. The simulator lets you do test hands and choose what cards you want in hand, so the goal is to craft a hand that can show off every summoning mechanic, in as straight forward a way as possible. Keep in mind the goal is just teaching how it works, not to do any combos. I show how to summon one type, then just restart the sim to show the next one, the goal isn't to do all of them on one turn.

My hypothetical hand is currently:

  • Black Luster Ritual
  • Black Luster Soldier
  • Leotron (It's just a level 4 Normal Cyberse guy)
  • Unexpected Dai
    • Angel Trumpeter and Bitron are in the deck
  • Polymerization

For the Extra I have:

  • First of the Dragons
  • Angel of Zera
  • Time Thief Redoer
  • Link Disciple
  • Link Devotee
  • I:P Masquerena
  • W:P Fancyball
    • (I:P and W:P being there to show how a Link 2 can count as 2 material for another link monster)

I am writing to you to ask if there are even more straightforward ways to show these mechanics off. It also bugs me that there is no tribute summon in this hand. Note, this is for learning so I am explicitly avoiding any summons that blatantly ignore how the mechanic is intended to work. So no AAA Zeus, no rank-up, no contact fusion, stuff like that.

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u/JuliusNova — 4 months ago

"Power Through" Art from Heart of the Underdog

This is going to be one of those "Trying to make a card for rogue decks but meta decks can use it too" cards, but bear with me here.

I was thinking about those types of pet decks where their entire gameplan revolves around resolving a particular normal summon or bottleneck, and if that bottleneck gets negated, their turn just ends and they immediately die.

Normal Magileine.
Ash.
Alright man, guess I'll just pass and die.

These kinds of decks would pay anything to just get a second chance to jumpstart their combo or try a second time. So I came up with this thought experiment. You just simply try the effect a second time in exchange for going down to 2 cards in hand. Some notes:

  • It is not quickplay, so this cannot be used in your opponent's draw or standby, things like that.
  • It has to target a monster on field, you can't use it to try to copy Fuwa's effect or something like that.
  • Your opponent has to control no monsters, so this card is doodoo dog water going second.
  • It can specifically only copy an effect that was negated, so you cannot opt to copy the better Effect #2 on a card who had Effect #1 negated.
  • It can only copy the effects of monsters your opponent responded to, so you cannot negate your own monster and use that as a way to copy an effect.

Now of course this does also just make meta decks more resilient too, it's nigh impossible to design a card that only helps rogue without being oddly targeted, but what do you think of the concept as a whole? Is losing two more cards enough of a drawback to "force through" the effect your deck needs to function?

Note: I was also thinking about putting something like "The targeted monster cannot be used as material for an extra deck monster" or something like that to maybe keep away something like Kewl Tune, but I still don't think that does anything meaningful in that case. Maybe if it destroyed instead? Idk. That might hurt the rogue deck more than it does the higher end decks, again. I am also aware Clip, K9, and other turn 0 decks just shut this card off.

u/JuliusNova — 4 months ago
▲ 80 r/yugioh

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/yugioh/comments/1spo994/a_deck_for_a_10_year_old/

It's roughly a week later, and I'm here to give an update on what happened with this post.

So, you all gave a bunch of ideas, some better than others that's for sure. Some decks that take 40 steps to achieve cold fusion, others that are simple, but you need to drop $100 for 3 cards, and others saying "Just give her Mikanko". More on that later.

Going through them, I was really thinking about going down the Aleister route, I was watching Jesse Kotton demonstrate what Amazoness could do, and was debating whether or not Centur-Ion was really a good idea. So many suggestions to go through, so much thought that has to be put into them. Then, we get some DMs.

u/goofierrez sends a DM, saying he's got a bunch of spare Mikanko cards, and that he could ship them.

In the comments of the original post, I was adamant against the Mikankos because her dad said no, nuh uh, no Mikankos. But... You guys wore me down, gang. Fine, let's pull the trigger on this plan. Operation "Dragon Duelist Investment" is a-go.

We have a bit of back and forth about what I've got, what he's got. I send a picture of all the extra Mikanko stuff I've got laying around, he takes inventory of what he has, start formulating a gameplan. Then, later, u/Dontspeakbroke sends me a DM as well. What do you know, it's 2023 YCS top 64 Chris W. He says he's got cards from his topping list he can send as well, and very straight forward. He's right, this deck is very straight forward. And Evil. Perfect. He calls it Luna 8-Axis, and it revolves around Kaijuing your opponent, then using Fairy Tail Luna to bounce the Kaiju back to hand. Then Kaiju them again. Or if you have Alpha the Master of Beasts, you Kaiju, Alpha, bounce kaiju and Alpha, Kaiju again, Alpha again, Kaiju again, Alpha again, etc. After some back and forth, we formulate a list, I talk about what I've already got, what I'm missing, and lock that in as well.

Meanwhile, goofierrez is looking through bulk, seeing what he can find, and also asks his "boys" for other cards to include, saying "I might include a few surprises." Oh, alright! The more the merrier I suppose. He sends me a picture of six stacks of cards. One with Mikanko Ohime on the top, another with Kiwi Magician Girl on the top, and the others all flipped face-down. I guess I'm going to be learning what he sent alongside the intended recipient. Both boys send off their packages.

Chris' package arrives first. I spend a night chatting with him switching around cards and making a viable build of 8-Axis. The extra unused cards go in a box I just label "Xtras"

Come Friday, I was intending to meet her and her dad at my LGS. That was not to be. Field trip tomorrow, so everyone is staying home so they can get up early and leave the house. Alright, change of plans then. I drive home, grab Goofierrez' package that had just hit my mailbox about 20 minutes ago, head inside, organize everything, pack it up, and then haul back the way I came to meet them at their house instead.

I get there, dad starts making small talk about the card bag he's got and the new number monsters he's collected thus far, daughters off in her own little universe. Dad's getting ready to start playing, shuffling a deck, having no idea what I've got planned. I call her over, give a spiel about the previous post, and that I've got some cards for daughter. No longer will she have to have an aneurism trying to figure out modern blue-eyes. So, let's get started!

I take out the boxes one at a time, letting her open it, and then pulling out another, not hinting at how many of these things I actually have with me. So, let us all discover what she got in the order I gave them, together. Now to be clear, a lot of these are a lot more complicated than the initial goal was, but now she has at least 1 simple deck, and she has others she can grow into and learn as she becomes a better player. SO:

  1. I hand her a box with LL written on the side of it. Pulls it out, and right on the top is Lunalight Liger Dancer. She's got no idea what she's looking at, but "it's pretty competitive" comments dad.
  2. I hand over a box with MG written on the side of it. It's Kiwi Magician Girl and friends. Some Dark Magician Girls, some copies of the classic Dark Magician. It's not enough for a full deck, so it's a daughter and dad project.
  3. Another box labeled "Mrow". Same thing as before, it's not a full deck, but it's a handful of Purrely cards.
  4. "Staples", exactly what it says on the front. Nothing exciting she's going to care about right now at this stage, but the must-haves for any deck. Your drolls, ashes, lightning storms, ogres, veilers, crossout, called by, that stuff. The whole package.
  5. "Engage", you know her, you love her, it's Sky Striker Ace Raye and friends. I know dad's already got this one, but now she has her own. If Goofierrez told me he was intending to send Sky Striker I would've probably told him to hold off on it. At the same time though, there is something special about being able to call it yours.
  6. Then I hand over 8-Axis. A 10 year old who's never seen these cards before isn't going to understand exactly what they're looking at, to them it looks like a pile of level 8s (because it IS a pile of level 8s). But the surprising part is dad had the same reaction. He's never seen this deck before either. I explain it's origins, and after this whole exchange, he says "Hear that [Name]? You've got a champion deck!"
  7. Box 7 is just the cards that didn't make the cut for our version of 8-Axis. We didn't have all the cards for it, so it's a box of cards that should be put in later. Two Horus monsters in there, but we didn't have King's Sarc so I just put them in that box, stuff like that.
  8. The star of the show, saving it for last on purpose. I hand her Mikanko. She pulls it out face-down, flips it up, and she is immediately greeted by Uzuhime the Manifested Mikanko. I specifically put it there to guarantee it would be the first thing she saw.

She starts riffling through it, rattling off each Mikanko name she sees and her smile getting bigger as she's going through them. Dad goes "AAAAUGH" (He really doesn't like Mikanko, but in a joking way). She starts making comments like "I kept asking for them!" and other 10-year-oldisms. She then starts talking about how she knows how to play them, digs out Uzuhime, Ha-Re, and Hu-Li, puts them in a stack on the table with Uzuhime on top, and starts saying "I make her, and then I go POW, (she detaches a material) and then POW, (she detaches a material), and POW, and then I win."

So, mission success guys. After that she asked dad at least 3 times if he will play against her while she plays Mikanko. She's got some other decks to learn too, now.

I need to leave work as I'm finishing writing this, so I don't have time to proofread this or make it more digestible. Good luck reading my ramblings.

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u/JuliusNova — 6 months ago