u/Just_A_Dogsbody

I was telling my 34yo daughter and 89yo mother about a sleep hack I've discovered. I wear a sleep mask and earplugs, and I'm out cold for a solid 7 hours.

"All I need is a cork in my mouth, and I'd look like a sleeping pinball wizard!!" Blank stares, no idea what I was talking about.

But seriously, my dear fellow Jonesers, a sleep mask and earplugs are awesome sleep aids.