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▲ 26 r/Fishdom

Your nation has rolled a (1) on its intelligence check! Your nation has elected LEVEL 100 WHITE DEMON to ‘Head of State’!

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u/Jylon10 — 22 days ago
▲ 169 r/Fishdom

im annoucing I AM ABANDONING ed… in his time of great need….. i am a bad fan for this but the pressure to support gaza is too strong. i must follow the crowd…. and leave him behind 🥺🥺🥺

u/Jylon10 — 24 days ago
▲ 47 r/Fishdom

whoever first came up with the idea of the ‘powernap’ is a genius. its not some lazy snooze taken by children and old people it is a powerful tool of biomastery that saves 300 young families a day from being turned to red mist by my bullbar

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u/Jylon10 — 24 days ago
▲ 36 r/Fishdom

‘can you explain this gap in your resume?’ yes of course that large hole in the paper is from a bird attack. ‘can you explain all this liquid on your resume?’ that is bird and human blood mixed together

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u/Jylon10 — 1 month ago
▲ 26 r/Fishdom

i know some of yall who were into noam chomsky at 16 and just letting you know the rest of us could sense he was a pedophile the whole time. yall radar faulty bro you woulda gotten trafficked if anybody had tried some shit on you

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u/Jylon10 — 1 month ago
▲ 31 r/Fishdom

shows the state of the world that r/TwoXChromosomes has millions of ppl but r/TwoYChromosomes has fuck all. blokes got no platform AGAIN ☹️

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u/Jylon10 — 1 month ago
▲ 15 r/Fishdom

its 2026 now guys and its not looking good ahahaha is it time to be talking about wheat futures? is this an evil investment morally? russia cant export because its trucks are being bombed while dashing 400km through no mans land and the rest of the world is in the oven and no one’s talking about it…

u/Jylon10 — 1 month ago
▲ 29 r/Fishdom

why do we worship clocks why do we let them control our lives for no reason. why does it matter what time it is. it moves forward at the same rate every day with no variation i dont care that theres exactly 13 minutes until its been 14 hours since midnight why do people give a fuck at all

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u/Jylon10 — 1 month ago
▲ 15 r/Fishdom

things i have learned from the Chubbyemu youtube channel: do not eat frogs. do not eat bad meat. do not eat poison or bacteria. do not click on a Chubbyemu video

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u/Jylon10 — 2 months ago
▲ 82 r/Fishdom

pic of me from when i was in afghanistan thats right ladies im a veteran and being a veteran makes me sad sometimes maybe i might kill myself later unless… CALLING ALL R/FISHDOM LADIES 🚨🚨🚨 THIS VETERAN NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT 🚨🚨🚨 fellow veterans comment dowj below lets chat 👆👆👆

u/Jylon10 — 2 months ago
▲ 16 r/Fishdom

due to circumstances surrounding an alleged theft of bread-like substance at cryptoaldi I have been sentenced to permanent exile and hard labour as biocomputational matter at the van diemens data centre

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u/Jylon10 — 2 months ago
▲ 49 r/Fishdom

how i be looking at my computer screen at work every morning because i smoke weed every day

u/Jylon10 — 2 months ago