r/Fishdom

She only hates me because I threaten her, both because of her business of selling gendered baby clothing, but also her very personality, if I can become a girl what's stopping her from being a boy sometimes?

Our eyes meet and I plead for my life, years of conditioning start to crack as (s)he realises what (s)he truly is, a gender fluid non-binary pansexual transexual himself. They realise that they could make double the profits if every baby was transgender because they'd have to buy a whole new set of gendered baby clothing! He lets me go and we start making out 66% percent of the time because I'm not straight and his gender starts fluiding rapidly.

She he they divest 50% of their investments in the transgender crushing machine into queer owned businesses (Palantir and open AI). This bankrupts they/them because the ai bubble pops and the Palantir factory explodes destroying the company and crashing the global economy. I also divorce (s/t)h(e/i)(r/m) because open AI is #problematic

Does anyone else feel this way?

Starting a podcast called "Three trans women get high and have sex". Guess what happens

Your new cyberpunk dystopia name: Gay + The last thing that made you cum

you probably saw this blu ray at Big W and dont even remember but i bet you wish you grabbed a few because now its the first publicly traded block chain technology ever made and worth millions of tokens

Remember that time this sub was mourning the loss of our hero and we were making odes to him and then the leftybots attacked and downvoted Jylon for months?

How often do you think about kissing jylon

seriously how did they manage to make 3 movies out of the hobbit that book is like 250 pages long

Such a dumb name. "Francis".

wallahi I will not be chopped in my new ID photo

anyone else really afraid for this coming Aus summer like our summers can already be kind of fucked up and look at the northern hemisphere right now. the el nino isnt at full strength yet but it definitely will be by december. we might be cooked

do you think when charlie got kirked that professional dart players had a funny inside joke about it

Some dude ate an entire woolies mudcake at wellington square park today

Sometimes I have 2 1000mg Vitamin C MEGA CHEWABLES just to FEEEEL something.

r/god got to be the most goated sub. ppl typing their whole shit out on reddit. is reddit their god? reddit answers with 5 voices and none of them have access to mental health services

getting cracked so good I started making long term life improvements 🙌🏼

BOYPUSSY OR FLINTLOCK PISTOL

What did Sydney Sweeney do in the hotel room after the game in Melbourne? And why is the police involved?

The word transexual has a gravitas, it conjoures the image of a more refined biggot, swirling her wine and smoking expensive cigars as she dangles me above her electric eel tank.

really really good at befriending people i dont particularly fw

Hinge but for forming a trans puppygirl polycule who I slowly Pavlov into being addicted to delivering zyns to me as I work from home

Sniffies but it's to place zyn into my sinful buccal membrane