u/KairuSmairukon

They climb up a small branch and crawl to the edge, but realize they're trapped.

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps in two! As they begin to fall, he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"This is amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How the hell are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"

But one caffeinated.

It's not much, but it gives me some scents of perp puss.

In man-shuns.

I thought, that's a pretty big ovary action.