"I need a refill. I've been doubling up because my symptoms have been so bad." It's not what you think.
Punchline: It was Eliquis.
"I've been having more palpitations and CP so I've been taking it 4 or 5 times a day sometimes. Whaddya mean don't do that? It's my heart medicine. It's what my cardiologist gave me for my heart. It must be good for me. What do you know. You're just an ER doctor."
TBH I've seen this several times in my career including back in the days of Coumadin. I saw several iatrogenic INR>8s. Luckily, and it was just luck, I never saw one with active bleeding. At least that I knew about. I suppose some of the ICBs just couldn't tell me what they'd been doing around the tube.