LITTLE BIRDS are freaking... invincible. and the AA missiles SUCKS
Every time I'm in a match with one of those sweaty no-life level 500's I know exactly how the match is gonna go.
When I'm in that game, any time I see a little BIRD on the map SCREEN flying towards me? I redeploy.
Any time the enemy little BIRD pops his FLARES..... I just LEAVE THE MATCH
Any time i see this sweaty level 500 little birth going BELOW RADAR (for even ONE SECOND)? ...I QUIT THE GAME
Anytime I aim at the little bird and MISS my M136AT shot? i....... wait nevrmind I think I dont have that launcher unlcoked yet
ANY TIME, I see a PICTURE of a small woodland BIRD (such as a white-breasted Nuthatch or ESPECIALLY a Yellow-rumped Warbler), I submit another REFUND REQUEST for BF6
Anytime I get KILLED by the stupdid fuckging little BIRD on TSURU REEF.... I hop in the ATTACK BOAT, sit in my SPAWN, and ........... no NO fuck FUCK FUCK I FORGOT TO EQUIP AIM GUIDED MISSILES FUCK!!!!!
Ok, Listen closely Dice devs...
absolutely ANY TIME that my GIRLFRIEND says she wants to go BIRD watching, we BREAK UP.
Yesterday I saw a bird OUTSIDE my WINDOW this morning just standing there... and I called animal control AND my ISP to cancel my INTERNET (just doing my part)
I'm not saying little birds should be NERFED. I'm saying they should be DELETED from the GAME, the ENGINE, and all the PILOTS should play MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR instead... beacyse theyre too much of a ##### to play on the GROUND where all the MEN are at, instead their like little ####### wearing FEMBOY STOCKINGS while the REST of us are on the OBJECTIVE.