'Twas the night of Oct. 1, and all through the Pistons' house,
Nobody was sleeping, not even a mouse.
Two hundred mil sat there, fully guaranteed,
And Jalen's like "nah, I'm good, thanks, I'll read."
Trajan Langdon's just sitting there, sweating like crazy,
leaking info to Shams every 4 seconds, it’s getting hazy.
Training camp started and Jalen's not there,
Empty locker. Just vibes. And a very sad chair.
Then the Kings and the Bucks pop in like "hey bro,
Wanna come hoop with us? We got money, you know."
And Detroit goes "NO" and slams the door shut,
Like a guy guarding his only good big man in a rut.
Like "we're good, we've got Bball Paul," said with a strut.
Bball Paul outplayed Jalen in the playoffs, no cap,
Cade's eating kale and telling us all to relax.
Ausar got his bag and Jalen's all "uh, hello?"
Even Drummond's hairy shoulders are like "bro, let it go."
The QO deadline's here and the $9.6M's just sitting there,
With a no-trade clause, which is wild, I swear.
Nobody's ever signed it and made All-NBA,
So Jalen's about to do something goofy today.
The weight clause got cut, so that's at least something,
But Pistons fans are still panicking over nothing.
Our entire season's story starts with one guy's pen,
Please end this thing, we are begging again.
This Was at the ford dearborn plant
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