
Hole in 3
Well, it happened. I did the Fred Couples.
Par 3, 156yd, 7i
Made a pretty shit swing and hit it in the water like 50yds from the tee. Drop my club, walk to the cart to grab another ball. Same club and when I tell you this was “a golf swing” I mean it. Felt good and looked good, falling left and lands on the green rolls for a bit and disappeared. I’m a member here and that pin placement only leaves like 7-8 paces to the back so with the wind I kinda just think probably not in the hole but could be nice. As I drive up I don’t see it but still, thinking it’s way past and I can’t actually see shit like always. Having said that I should be able to see it and I don’t because I’m at the back of the green. Thinking I’ll have a look just for fun, I grab my putter and wedge for when I look in the hole and see it’s empty. It wasn’t. It fucking went in. I still don’t know how I feel about it.
Like it’s fucking sweet cuz it’s the same but not. It’s the longest hole out I’ve ever had but it was for par on a par 3.
Anyway. I kept the ball 🤷♂️
Edit:
Not gonna re write it but I promise to proof read next time. Feels like a 13yo wrote this.