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What's your favourite ASMR-heavy music?

The Wall, back when the concept was in the early stages, still called The Goal. Actually the 1 T-shirt is the sole remnant, as originally Roger was meant to wear a football shirt

It was about a boy called Plink, whose dad tragically died in a football match in the Italian world cup, in a match against Germany. Then his mother didn't let him see any balls at all, until one day, as a teenager he discovered he already had two, whilst watching a girl across the street.

He became very protective about the balls, so that nobody would break them. Plink then goes on to become a footballer himself, scoring goals as well as women. This success leads him to collect as many balls as he can.

One day, when a woman comes into his room, she slips on one of his balls and dies. Plink, distraught by this course of events, contemplates deflating all the balls in the world so that nobody slips and dies ever again.

Plink then gets a hammer licence and an unlimited supply of tacks and pins, and undercover, during football matches, using his full access, he breaks into storages and with his hammer and a packet of tacks, he punctures all the balls he can find, and then sends them home to his mother in cardboard boxes.

Ultimately just one ball, remains, and it's the one that is used for the final match of the season, required to score a critical final goal. The Goal.

Plink steps down from kicking the final goal, and admits it was him who punctured all the remaining balls.

They shave his hair, ball hair and eyebrows, and lock him into a room with just one cigarette to keep him busy. Plink doesn't want to use up the cigarette, so he just sits there, watching some square old movies.

If we set aside personal reasons for the break ups and conflicts, limited only to each member's solo albums (doesn't exclude guest appearances of other members, either as a producer or instrumentalist, so Syd's stuff still counts, On an Island counts, the restored jam session material on David Gilmour's solo albums counts)

How would your compilation album look like?

Mine:

Side A:

1. Golden Hair (Madcap Laughs)
2. Perfect Sense Pt. I (Amused to Death)
3. Reaching for the Rail (Broken China)
4. Hot River (Fictitious Sports)
5. Smile (On an Island)

Side B

6. 5 AM (Rattle That Rock)

7. Dejà Vu (Is This The Life We Really Want?)

8. Cat Cruise (Wet Dream)

9. 4:50AM (Go Fishing) (Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking)

10. Breakthrough (Broken China)