u/KingSerenade

I RARELY do commissions. So very rarely. Normally I draw what I like, but every so often. Someone will come along and say. Hey buddy. I want you to draw this that I like. Lo' and behold! It's what I like too. Yay!

I use Venmo and ONLY Venmo for my payments, I can keep it somewhat impersonal and that's that. I like having all my shit in one place. If you can't pay me with Venmo for whatever reason. That's fine! Please go find another artist. And 9-10 times. That is A-okay. We love that. Woohoo. But that tenth time. That fuckin 1% you get this. And this INFURIATES me. To no end.

"I only use Venmo"

"OH YOU DONT TAKE SPINKLETIT BRO You can make a SPARKLETINT account BRO. ITS EASY BRO. MSKE A FUCKIN SPINDLEPITE ACCOUNT MAN. ILL PAY YOU ON FUCKIN TINKLEBRANCH MAN. TWO SECOND SIGN UP ON FUCKIN FUNKOPOUCH DUDE" no fucking shit I can make an account. You can make an account too buster, if we brought fucking JESUS OF NAZARETH back from the dead. With a little training he could make a god damn account.

AND THEN.

AND THEN. AFTER I SAY REPEATEDLY I WONT SIGN UP FOR SHUFFLEPINCH. HE HAS THE GALL. THE SHEER AUDACITY TO SAY

"PayPal work?"

HAHAHAHAHA. I feel like I'm going fucking insane. Am I insane? Am I fucking okay!? Am I the crazy one here. For not offering 900 ACCESSIBLE AND fucking NON EUCLIDEAN FRIENDLY DDT INSURED FUCKING HORSE CERTIFIED. BOSE EINSTEIN CONDENSATE FLUCTUATING PAYMENT METHODS.

anyway.

i'm tired.

Hope this made someone smile anyway.

All my love

-Bella