The ultimate fart
I fart extremely, extremely absolutely obnoxiously and very, very disgustingly, very noxiously, very potently and pungently, so earth-shattering it should be illegal, ABSOLUTELY rancid, with a very loud ear-splitting sound. The extremely, overwhelmingly loud and nasty fart that burst like an explosion out of my ass had an extremely putrid smell, and the sound of it was just too much. The loudness, the horrifyingly awful, potent smell of it was head-spinning and absolutely unspeakable. How horrendous it was, how heinous and noxious! How absolutely unexpected, how a fart could he this loud — and it was very, horrifyingly loud like a thousand airplane turbines. The fumes were so foul, so strong! To describe how UTTERLY disgusting it smelled, it's like every rotten egg,, every corpse, every rotten bean, rotten meat, everything rotten and horrifyingly smelling, every sewer overflow, every rotten apple, every pile of poop, all combined into one single, concentrated burst. The sound is like a million freight trains colliding, a thousand jet engines igniting at once, the very fabric of reality shaking from the sheer volume. It's unbelievable how terrifically loud a flatulence could be: flatulence that exploded like a nuclear bomb out of my ass. The cacophonous boom, oh, how beyond the pale deafening, thunderous and unexpected it was. How spoiled, putrescent, nose-burning and monstrous, how unbelievably rank and fetid the smell was, smelling millions times worse than the worst-smelling corpse, sewer, rotten food, all combined. The loudness was very ear-piercing, more ear-piercing, blaring, booming, deafening, blasting, strident than anything ever that has sounded! A thousand, a million airplane roaring turbines, millions of trains colliding with each other, millions of rockets setting of the ground, millions of thunders at the same time — all of it combined couldn't be compared to the dreadful, noxious, obscene, repugnant, abominable, detestable off-putting fart's sound.