u/KleineSchleiereule

[m4a] Am I scary, Baby? [scare actor bf] [established relationship] [heavy teasing] [watching him work] [theme park scare actor] [cursing] [protective]

tried something more serious? idk lol

monetization is okay

some editing is okay love to see improvisions where I maybe lack detail lol new to this writing style

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Setting: Theme park haunt zone, cold night, October, close to Halloween,
Word count: 770

Boo… [laughing, little deranged] I scare ya, darling? Mhm yeah I did, didn’t I? Look at the shaky smile… Am I scary, Baby? [mwah wraps arms around listener] C’mere let me make it up to ya~

[pause for listener to glare]

Uh huh? Yeah keep that up, I dare you. [picks up listener]
Hmpf, c’mere ya grumpy brat. Uh ah nope quit that or I’ll drop ya. [darker tone after ‘or’]
Heh anyways darling [drag it out] You having fun watching me work? Ya tired yet? You look sleepy. Are you cold?
[pause for listener to nod] Ah here’s my hoodie then. it’s warm moving around like this anyway. You see me sliding and scaring the shit outta those tough guys? [lets them down]
[another scare actor makes a noise spooking listener] Hey! Oi back off don’t you see they’re with me, Micheal? Damn it’s like you don’t pay attention to anything some days. What a fuckin loser… I’m sorry about that, Darling. 
Your scary boyfriend should’ve seen him coming. [Slight teasing on scary bf fades out into annoyance]
Fuck Micheal anyway. He's stupid. We hate him now, my dear.
Now, let's, uh, ignore his shenanigans. Come on, let's get this hoodie on you. You’re shaking even more now.
[gives the hoodie to listener]
Hm so cute now. My sweetheart looking a little spookier now in my bloodied hoodie?~ [listener pulls back embarrassed] oh? Nooo don’t you hide that pretty face now. Let me commit it to memory for when we’re old and I’m not as slick with my words. So that your eyes and pout will play out forever in my mind.
Hmm okay back to taking care of you. Uh do you want to get a hot chocolate together on my next break? Warm you up a little? [listener agrees]
Yeah? Awesome, then we will, baby. Here, give me your hands to warm up. [takes listeners hands in theirs] so cold… You should’ve come to get me if you were this uncomfortable…
Woah hold up nuh uh don’t even start about bothering me. I was just walking around being loud. I could take a minute to pass over my damn hoodie.
Oh god, baby [drawn out exhaustion] look at how flushed you are from the frost nipping at ya! [taking off his beanie and pulling it over listeners head]
You seriously have got to stop underdressing for this. I keep telling you how cold it gets when you aren’t the one working. I at least get to run around and get my adrenaline up.
There now you’re wearing my hoodie and beanie. Heh no one will scare ya when they see you wearing my stuff. All safe now under my protection…
[listener pouts and complains a little]
Oh you wanna be scared? You like the fear? Hm but why would you let anyone but me even try? Dare to talk to you. Dare to sneak up real close… whisper, to startle ya. [listener flustered] What’s wrong? Thought you wanted this? To have someone pick you apart and rearrange you? All from analyzing your subtle almost miniscule tics. [gets really close] would you really want this from anyone but me, darling?
[listener sputters out some denials] that’s what I thought, babe. Nooow, my sweet sweet, darling. You keep these on to stay all warm and safe, right? Come on say you will. Verbal confirmation, babe.
[listener agrees]
Awww, so good for me? agreeing so easily like that? Oh yeah that got you didn’t it? The desperate crave of my approval? Well you got it all, darling. My admiration is all for youuu.
Uh huh there you go. Watch ya squirm under my attention. That may be my favorite thing to watch… thoough I would also looove it if you would have the confidence to fire back? Can you do that for me, babe? Pretty please? Cherry on top or whatever? [listener laughs at him] Are you laughing at me?... oh… uh oh bad decision, baby… [grabs listener, tugging them into a rougher hug] wanna keep that up? [listener laughs harder] oh damn! You wanna feel my wrath. [raspy tone]
Quit it, sweetheart… unless you want the repercussions?
Uh huh… yeah keep up that giggling. See where it gets ya.
Hm keeping it up… such a dumb brat. [starts to playfully attack the listener with kisses] huh? Oh well uh guess my break is up… hm here take my my card and go get a snack until my next break. Then we’ll get hot chocolate together. Sound amenable my darling? Our own haunted date so close to All Hallows' Eve?

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u/KleineSchleiereule — 19 hours ago

[m4a] Squirrels remember… [chaotic?] [uh part 2?] [unserious] [squirrels] [cursing] [yelling] [cursing] [fear] [crying] [traumatizing speaker with squirrels] [broken legs] [brief coma?] [hospital]

Even more unserious part 2 lol uh pls don’t mind the chaos of my sleep deprivations
apologies in advance for this nightmare… also had more trouble editing this one so I may have missed some spelling issues
Monetization is fine
Some editing is also fine
Word count: 472? i think

Setting: hospital, waking up from anesthesia, open window, later afternoon,

Huh? Aaagh babe? Babe? Oh there you are… Where am I… [waking from anesthesia]
Ugghhh fuuuck are you okay? I- I barely remember what happened… [listener is very unharmed]  woah… it’s like they didn’t even care about you, just went after me… uhhh damn well I am so happy you’re alright. 

[tries to sit up] ugggh… wait! My legs?! They’re broken?! Nooooo! Aaaaaahhhh! My legs… [crying] [hiccups] [pause] well um thank you for staying with me… what a hell of a first date, right… [listener gets emotional] no no it wasn’t your fault don’t cry… please? [pitiful?]
Babe, come on it was my idea and I- well I said the squirrels wouldn’t bother us… the.. Squirrels [shutters panicked breathing]
Oh god I’m just so… so relieved we didn’t fucking die… we are alive, right? This isn’t heaven- hell? Oh no… I am dead, aren’t I?!

[listener shifts onto the bed to calm the speaker]
Oh… you’re too good to me… what did I do to deserve you, my dear? You’re so quick to comfort me… I love you… [squirrel on the windowsill] [open window] I- am I… is that…. No it couldn’t be… no. I must be seeing shit. The drugs, right? An- anesthesia… 
[listener holds speaker's face] ah… there you go again. Taking such good care of me. Grounding my uh spiraling… wait…. Nope nope nope I see a squirrel! Fuck! No!!!
[listener trying to calm him] No! I will not fucking calm down! Not after last night?!! [listener interrupts to correct him] what… I was asleep for how long?!? A WEEK?!!!?!
[Falls out of bed crawling to the door] No! Nope! Get me the fuck out of here!
No?! I will not calm down!? Let me out! WHY WON’T THIS DOOR OPEN!? screeching as the squirrel prances in and onto the bed he had fallen and crawled from] Babe! Get away from it please! What?! No! Do not pick up the fucking monstrous rodent!

[Listener quotes him from last time on being scared of a little rodent] … touché I did say that… but also Babe nooo! [Hyperventilating] [grunt] no no… I hear them- feel them all over again! [pure panic]
[20 more squirrels scramble in] Nooo! No fuck no… 20 more?!?! 21 squirrels now!!? [the squirrels start to spell out remember with acorns] they’re spelling now?! With acorns?! remember? Remember what!?-
[squirrels lunge into attack mode] AAAAAHHHH FUCK! NOT AGAIN! BABE!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! MY FACE!! THE CLAWS!!! THE AGONY!!! HEEELPPP!!!! AAAAA!!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO FUCKING DESERVE THIS!!?!?

Optional extra scene: squeaky voice for squirrels to say “we remember. You ended one of ours with your vehicle. Widowing me and orphaning my 20 children. [serious tone or cartoon villain take your pick]” suggested by a friend, Quinnshysteria.
[and then they continue the attack and speakers screams fade out]

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u/KleineSchleiereule — 1 day ago

[M4A] BF gets mauled by squirrels [silly][cursing][nighttime rooftop shenanigans][violence in form of squirrel attack?][short 300 words][teasing speaker]

uh so this is very silly but uh enjoy hopefully.

I don't mind monetized stuff do as you wish tho I'd love to see if anyone does this nonsense

feel free to edit some parts as this was pretty short and I kinda lost the plot lol

I think i left it neutral enough for changing the gender if you wish to as well

written by me at the instance of a friend and drawn by me

silly squirrel

Setting: shingled rooftop, starry night

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[climbs up the roof behind listener]

Hey hey, slow down [slight raise in voice, amused]
You’re going to slip and break something. Woah wait, right there watch it, the shingles are loose up here… you know, all of this roof seems in disarray… all torn up and little claw marks? I wonder what that’s about, huh?
[pause for listener to complain]
Yeah yeah, I know I suggested hanging out up on the roof but I still expect you to have some sense not to trip. Unless you wanna put all your safety in my hands, dear?... Heh thought not.
Hm the sky’s pretty clear tonight, look at all the stars…
Shining almost as bright as you do. Not quite though… nothing shines quite like you. [cocky tone?]
[pause for listener to huff and respond]
Heh yeah sappy I know... Alright c’mon this way. Take my hand. Watch your step…
[pause for them to get past the unstable part]
Squirrels? Uh yeah there are trees around of course you see squirrels. Oh don’t tell me you’re scared of a few rodents…
Damn such a scaredy cat. Are you really scared of a little squirrel? Ah nevermind that, let's sit over here…
[pause for listener to complain as they sit first]
hm stop worrying so much. The squirrels are not gonna bother us- [foot crashes through a weak spot] shit!
Fuuuuck my luck right?... oh awe look a squirrel came to check out the noise… see they’re not scary it’s just watching- wait…
Uhhhhh wait is the squirrel running at us…. AT ME?!!!
Oh no… is that a fucking wave of squirrels?!! How many are there, like 30?! Oh shit…
Fuck! fuck! Fuck! Aaaaaaaaaa! Their claws! Fuck! Help! [screeching as he gets mauled to fuckin death]
Babe! Agh! Fuck! Shit! Aaaaaa! No no no! Agh the fucking ledge!

[falls off the fucking roof screeching]

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u/KleineSchleiereule — 4 days ago