u/Krog-Nar

I've just had a crisis during a break, I need help not going back to weed today.

Please don't ask me about what happened, I need to be alone with my thoughts. Please understand. Don't DM me either.

That being said, I'm about 5 minutes away from grabbing my keys and buying enough weed to green out. I need help to get troguh today

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u/Krog-Nar — 4 days ago
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Max, it is time.

Hello Mr. Velocity,

I have spent long hours waiting for a good slabbing. A lot of time has passed here in Illinois, lots of Tornado watches and severe weather alerts this season. It has brought me closer to you, spiritually, and hopefully, physically.

I humbly request the honor to have a picnic date with you beneath the underpass.

Yes, my fast one, a highway underpass. The biggest one we can find. With the drainage runoff and the smell of vehicles. I have already selected a checkered blanket and charcuterie board, could you bring the music? Preferably ones that pair nicely with the sounds of tornado sirens.

Forever yours,
Krog

P.S. I love you

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u/Krog-Nar — 2 months ago