u/LIGHTNING_CHAMP_

Finnaly part of the Dragon Club now-Lets go

This people seriously believe shit like we don't deserve more than 60 pulls just cause the overall primo per patch has been consistent per region.

Like we used to have New reactions locked behind 5 stars - who needed 3 dedicated support to not be a Brick.

Can’t imagine the satisfaction Hoyo must’ve felt making his cons so dogshit while still making him limited.

So I was feeling brave today, so I thought I’d hate on the glazed region.

why do these Meta slaves hate Varka so much? His design is by far the best male character design (after mika). His gameplay looks so neat and his Dps is decent enough even without prune, anyone wanting him to cross 100k dps is just advocating for powercreep and we should stop them.

Firstly i would like to bring everyone's attention to his achievements in the Nod Krai Archon quest:

Everyone in AQ called him Agent 007:

0 Reasons to pull

0 On-screen feats

700k fans coping Nicole will make him Lunar-tier

Always C2R1 and Off-screen but never C0 and Battles

While everyone in AQ was busy fighting rerir (even Wahhh women and her subordinate) Varka was the only one bench warming to keep the couches clean.

He was there for 5 years and achieved massive offscreen feats like doing nothing about Wild hunt or Fatui occupation/colonization of Nod Krai with the help of 80% KoF. None could achieve it.

Is the kindest person alive - Spends most of his time at the flagship tavern so Knights don't get overworked.

He tails Rerir like a wannabe spy, gets his knights bodied in a confrontation, and has to retreat with his ass up.

Secondly in meta perspective:

Not even the best teammate of Nicole-chan

His C0 base is so strong that it has more Anemo damage than C6 mavuika, C6 varesa, C6 Zibai, C6 Flins, C6 skirk, C6 Wahh women combined.

Is so generous he doesn't even cross 90k dps (currently) without R1 so he doesn't powercreep his previous Knight Diluc.

And these are but a few achievements of our Grand MasterBaiter my friends can't even keep up count if wanted to.

So after all this do you still hate our GrandMaster you meta slaves and Am i the only one who glazes him heavily any chance I get 😭.

We all Glazing Varka with ts one 🗣️🔥

It's very High Effort took me 9 months to pull it off😾 so don't dare to remove it, else I'll peg you.

It's coming

u/strikeofmidnight12 lowkey made ts meme so if any Nefer Glazer is left alive please go get him

Guys upvote me I have to win the Agenda wars i need this win.

Sneaked a Flins slander too for anyone who lost their 50/50 on him 😇✌️