r/Agenda_Impact

Inspired from that one HSR yaoyuang video

Took me an hour to edit 😭

mf really stole his tv just like that

Thank god for modders lmao

Don't make her fight as Peruere

HoYoverse is a multi-billion-dollar international megacorporation. They can afford to hire the finest, smartest, and most highly educated financial analysts in the entire gacha industry, who are themselves seasoned veterans after spending years developing and publishing multiple successful gacha games.

They employ tens of thousands of people across multiple regions, with entire departments dedicated to market research, game design strategy, monetization, and player-behavior analytics. They spend millions on advertising, data collection, and forecasting, with teams of analysts, economists, and strategists whose entire job is to determine exactly what will sell and maximize long-term profit from every release.

The combined experience of HoYoverse's leadership and the expertise of their countless highly paid professionals therefore points overwhelmingly toward the same conclusion. That is to say that after all that research, all that data, all those years of experience, and all those highly educated experts analyzing every possible outcome, they determined that HoYoverse would make more money by releasing a random four-star brick with minimal involvement in the story and no significant purpose in gameplay than if they had turned just one among the following:

• Signora
• Capitano
• Dottore
• Pulcinella
• Pantalone
• Rerir
• Ronova
• Madam Ping
• Guizhong
• Moon Carver
• Mountain Shaper
• Andrius
• Dvalin
• Azdaha
• Apep

into playable characters.

Look at how this varesa (c0r0 btw) team does more damage than c0 bumlins 4 cost premium team

Varesa is clearly just better

ps. for those who are stunlocked, maybe try checking out the name of this sub

We thought TD was goated but he actually was more like Anacharis than anyone else. Bro didn't "curse" the Heavenly Principles to sleep. Heavenly Principles was already weakened from defeating the drug crazed black dragon but kept an emergency button if shit ever went bad. The TD decided to fuck everyone else over by hiding away the emergency button.

TD didn't battle the Heavenly Principles in a one-to-one curse confrontation to put Heavenly Principles to sleep. He used a cowardly method after Heavenly Principles was already sleepy lmao

Yae replacement this

Yae replacement that

You know who yae can't replace? An actually good support (sucrose)

After the szhneznaya meta ends she will stop being usable again since power creep will come and her sub dps won't be that good

She'd be a bigger chiori

Anyways you can guess by my post I don't own yae

Kill the fox.

People often glaze or slander Pants Merchant on this sub, but they seem to forget who the original Pants belong to.

Context:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Agenda\\\_Impact/s/m17tEsiOTh

I just know his papa slept with some sumerian or natlanese fine shyt to give my boy some melanin

Anyways

Time to explain why he isn't inbred

Basically his family had a bunch of hilitchurls which means they aren't pure blooded

Now that could either mean they had 1900 years of incest

Or no years of incest

But still

Kaeya is the least inbred khanrian

So everyone clap