Yae fans act like she wasn't dogshit for 6 years and even now like she ain't a sucrose victim in terms of support

Yae fans act like she wasn't dogshit for 6 years and even now like she ain't a sucrose victim in terms of support

Yae replacement this

Yae replacement that

You know who yae can't replace? An actually good support (sucrose)

After the szhneznaya meta ends she will stop being usable again since power creep will come and her sub dps won't be that good

She'd be a bigger chiori

Anyways you can guess by my post I don't own yae

u/russianspy4567 — 11 days ago

He is the only khanrian we met who isn't part of a 2000 year old chain of incest btw

Context:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Agenda\\\_Impact/s/m17tEsiOTh

I just know his papa slept with some sumerian or natlanese fine shyt to give my boy some melanin

Anyways

Time to explain why he isn't inbred

Basically his family had a bunch of hilitchurls which means they aren't pure blooded

Now that could either mean they had 1900 years of incest

Or no years of incest

But still

Kaeya is the least inbred khanrian

So everyone clap

u/russianspy4567 — 11 days ago

For the love of god doom post everyone like your life depends on it

Let me tell you a few stories okay?

There was this dps

Her name was nefer

Nefer was a very good dps

But people kept doom posting about nefer

So nefer got buffed instead of nerfed

Please doom post

Please gaslight zajef into hating mitya with a passion

Please say under every post how dog shit mitya is and how he desperately needs buffs

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u/russianspy4567 — 23 days ago

I have seen somewhere that diluc can work as a plunge dps in stellar swirl how many plunges can he realistically do and what's his best team?

Idk

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u/russianspy4567 — 25 days ago

My issue with how gambit has been treated by the balance team

First and foremost I'm not saying he is bad

He is in Perma ban jail lol

No but what I really hate is how they remove all skill expression from gammbit in favor of making him a heal bot

He legitimately could be a really cool and versatile support if they just nerfed his ult to the ground and buffed his utility beyond just cleanse and heal

His ult is the issue but they keep nerfing his neutral

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u/russianspy4567 — 1 month ago

Who do you think these 2 would main in marvel rivals?

I imagine mitya would play either a support or a high skill dps in game

His main would probably be someone like Jeff, gambit, spider man, Hela all of which he has max proficiency on bcs he has no life

Vesna would have probably started playing CSGO or COD

So I'd say she would play the edgiest characters ever

She's a punisher main and sometimes plays Ultron

If you are wondering who plays tank

They force Mr door on mag jail

(Don't take it too seriously)

[Source](https://x.com/mitama\_mora3/status/2099055235075592420?s=46)

Source of the art

u/russianspy4567 — 1 month ago

Low key I'm hoping Danica can be used in non stellar teams

Mainly I find her electro dendro stuff interesting

She theoretically would be bis in both Flins and never depending on how her effects work

I personally really think it would be incredibly funny if Flins power creeps Nefer because he is less reliant on his main support

Theoretically if the buffs are good enough

Flins

Columbina

Danica

Odette

Would unironically be very viable

Idk how hydro aura would act in that case but meh

Still an interesting concept

Honestly that would be incredibly funny

Flins power creeping his power creep bcs he is szhneznayan

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u/russianspy4567 — 1 month ago

Readers ask me any questions you wanna know I am a web novel author

I am the author of the star of hope on web novel.

http://wbnv.in/a/a5jwEXk

Discord:

https://discord.gg/PwcMve7rb

Recently someone I know contacted me to talk here. (most ancient dream)

And after some thought, I thought it would be a thoughtful, thought, for me to have this sorta qna .

Ask me whatever you are curious about when it comes to the mind of a writer of the web novel ganra.

Also psa

Stop begging for shout outs it makes your novel look pathetic and not worth reading even if it's actually decent.

Pro tip market it yourself

Now go one feel free to ask away

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u/russianspy4567 — 1 month ago
▲ 4 r/IronFistMains+1 crossposts

I'm giving up on fist and I need a new character

Iron Fist was my main since Season 0.

I just really like punching people up close, doing combos, and having the ability to play on my own.

All things fist allowed for.

But as time went on, I have realized, nerf after nerf, that I will never get that fist back.

He is perpetually stuck as a throw pick.

To get any value as him, I have to work 30x as hard for less results.

I've played games with Daredevils and Magiks who played horribly, but because they have a better character, they get more value.

More kills.

More survivability.

More chances to make mistakes.

But I endured like an idiot, thinking he would get meaningful buffs.

But in the end, I realized that will never happen.

Because the community is awful.

Yeah, I'm blaming you all.

Supports: Iron Fist is literally free food to deal with, so why are you complaining about him of all people? I've played support a lot ever since Season 0, and I can play everyone except Loki, Jubilee, and Mantis.

He is literally stuck in the air in front of you half the time.

Whenever I play support against Fist, I always either win or escape with my life.

Stop healbotting and shoot him.

That easy.

Same with tanks.

I play a lot of tanks, and the only tank who I kind of struggle to play when Fist is on the enemy team is Dino.

Even then, just have your team shoot him and he dies instantly.

Now, flyers.

I don't play any flyers besides Iron Man, Angela, and Ultron, so maybe Johnny and Storm are genuinely suffering against Fist, but for the rest of you:

Just shoot the bastard.

Or if you are Angela, just bring up your shield.

He dies instantly.

And finally, the absolute worst of you:

People who think Iron Fist is just auto-aim Wanda.

First of all, that dot isn't auto-aim.

It's a dash.

Wait, let me repeat.

A dash.

Understand? He has no range, so he uses his auto-dash to get closer.

It's not auto-aim.

In fact, from the little time I spent playing Daredevil, I realized he is easier to land hits with than Iron Fist.

All his attacks have the hitboxes of fridges.

Stop saying he is melee Wanda.

He has no free escapes.

No auto-aim.

And needs a lot of skill in positioning and game sense.

The only thing that they share is that they both only do well against people who don't know how to play the game.

So now that I made my peace with how much I hate this community, I need help.

Who should I try to learn who has a similar playstyle to either Brawl Fist or Dive Fist?

I play most tanks and supports, so I'm really just looking for DPS.

Right now, I'm thinking about Magik and Daredevil.

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u/russianspy4567 — 1 month ago

What do you guys think mitsa's first date would be like? (Kinda fanfic)

In case anyone is curious, Mitsa is the name I give to Vodyonitsa x Mitya.

Why? Because Vodyomitya is too annoying to write.

Vodka makes no sense.

Vomit is just rude.

Mitvo is weird.

So Mitsa is my canon name.

Now that we've settled that, in my opinion, it would go like this:

Mitya would probably have initiated the date, albeit accidentally. I imagine he would ask her out without even thinking about what that meant.

Then, I imagine on the day of the event, Mitya would put on a pair of clean clothes (his scarf forced him to do so), and he would be embarrassed due to only just realizing they were going on a date.

They would have scheduled it on a day where both of them were free and would go for coffee together.

I imagine Mitya would wear a turtleneck, while Vodyonitsa would probably wear a pretty dress (girlies, you decide, please. I am not good with dresses).

Mitya would ask if she was cold before realizing she literally swims in freezing water all day, which would cause an awkward silence, with neither of them wanting to talk.

They would both silently walk to get their warm coffee and decide to get pastries too because, why not?

While they waited, I imagine Mitya would begin asking Vodyonitsa about her shows and what she would perform in the future, while Vodyonitsa was just over the moon at how much attention she was getting.

Well... until Mitya accidentally mentions Odette.

Yeah, Vodyonitsa begins to pout and refuses to eat her pastries, too.

Mitya, feeling guilty, would try to convince her before he finally just grabs his spoon and gives her a bite of his pastry (not an innuendo, you sick fucks).

She would accept, though she would be blushing like hell.

Mitya would say something stupid like:

"Wow, I never knew Fae could become so red-headed. Wait, I think I got a new idea!"

In frustration, Vodyonitsa would shove some of her pastries into Mitya's mouth (again, get your mind out of the gutter).

Finally, they'd continue their date relatively normally, and they'd see an offer for discounted hot chocolate to go.

Mitya, still feeling bad about angering Vodyonitsa, buys two cups for himself and her, which they drink while they walk through the city.

Finally, it's very late into the night. They've been chatting all day, and now their legs are tired, so they decide to sit in the snow and look up at the sky.

Mitya would say something like:

"It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Vodyonitsa would turn to him curiously.

"What's beautiful?"

Mitya would answer her question with complete sincerity.

"Everything. The moon, the stars, the city..."

He would turn toward her accidentally, which would fluster the poor Fae.

She would awkwardly ask, the words barely leaving her mouth:

"In your opinion, what's the most beautiful thing you saw today?"

She would turn away to hide her tomato-red face.

The poor boy also began to blush, his mind barely processing the question, but he had the answer settled since the moment he saw her waiting for him earlier that morning.

He answered honestly, though his words were practically inaudible.

"You..."

They both turned away from each other after that, unwilling to look the other in the eyes.

Though somehow, through the power of a scarf, their hands met.

Neither wanted to deal with the embarrassment of removing it, so they tried to ignore it.

These two continued to stay together all night, holding hands while gazing at the stars.

Eventually, they both fell asleep under the moonlight. Both were thoroughly exhausted from the full week of work they had just endured.

Of course, this scandal became a very popular topic of gossip for the months to come.

But that's a story for another time.

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u/russianspy4567 — 1 month ago

What is the dps for mizuki without whitzith bullshit?

I tried to do that and yeah nah

I wanna know what her dps is with an actually consistent weapon like sac frags (my only viable weapon for her rn)

I have oddete btw but no C6 faruzan which means sucrose is being used

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u/russianspy4567 — 1 month ago
▲ 15 r/Lobotomyslave+1 crossposts

Shadow bond fans where are you!!!

Ohhhh you defended slavery because you thought that it would make Sunphis anything other than slop? Well who could have guessed but it only made it worse! (Më i guessed)

Who could have guessed such a massive power dynamic would be horrible to write

Who

Who

🦉?

I hope defending slavery was worth getting an even worse version of Sunphis

Anyways here are some hot takes on this sub

Slavery bad

Slave owner bad

Slave owner fucking slave bad

Nephis is a horrible character in terms of writing and is hard carried by plot and G3

Mordred is hard nerfed by G3

Sunny is hard nerfed by G3 or he is a moron take your picks

Nephis is the worst out of the divine trio in all categories

Sunphis isn't even a top 5 sunny ship

And finally

Saint is best girl

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u/russianspy4567 — 2 months ago

Reaching 80k dps on Mav with Furina, Xilo and Bennet any tips on how to improve.

Idk if switching Furina to tenacity would be the play because we are already drowning in atk buffs

Note before people ask: I have no citlali and do not plan on pulling citlali for the foreseeable future I also do not have iansan and my Chevy is c0

Okay are we chilling? Great

Now how can I improve or did I reach the damage limit

My current combo is 2 charged attacks then dash

Also what teams would you recommend that are better then this that isn't completely horrible to play or requires iansan or whatever else

Honestly my Natlan pulls weren't the greatest and I regret xilonen a lot and would have rather saved the pulls from Xilo and gotten mualani or citlali instead

Meh hindsight is 20 26 or whatever they say

u/russianspy4567 — 2 months ago

Half of her issues would be fixed if she was cryo instead of hydro

Seriously tho

If she didn't actively fuck up every team she is in besides hydro varka her buffs would be amazing

But because she gets gutted by her element her buffs have to be genuinely bonkers to surpass the shitty element

Genuinely why is she hydro!!!

If she was cryo she would have been perfect

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u/russianspy4567 — 2 months ago

The pose G3 hits after spending 3 chaps describing Cassie's skin and a paragraph describing actually character emotion

u/russianspy4567 — 2 months ago

G3 has a massive plot hole

The way to become an ascended is by strengthening your body while letting ascended essance wash over your core right?

Why TF hasn't lings dad become a master yet!

He should have become a natural ascended by now

He cracked Effie so much it satisfied her urges

That is some physical strengthening

Not only that but he also got Effie's ascended and transcended "essance" all over his "core" every night

He should be a master by now!

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u/russianspy4567 — 2 months ago