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The Angels: “we want to leave! We want freedom!” (They didn’t do the proper paperwork)
Apparently PHANES put in a process to allow people to leave if they have a pass.
This wasn’t made by Alice as even she hates the process and the pass uses phlogiston which PHANES took.
A whole ass rebellion about not being able to leave and then there’s this.
The angels lowkey suck ass (except Nicole)
Was this implemented by Alice? Or PHANES? The passes are made phlogiston which we know PHANES took. And Alice doesn’t like the process either…can people leave if it’s done properly????
No way there was a whole rebellion about not being able to leave and all they had to do was get a pass
Aria saying what I’ve been saying for months. Also do they not know what those civilizations are doing?
PHANES waiting for snezhnaya to use fate(quite literally the plot via Paimon sleeper agent) to make the Tsaritsa a bum (it’s the fate of all Celestia’s enemies to turn out fraudulent)
PHANES bribing hoyo to make their enemies fraudulent without them having to wake up and do shit
<Do nothing
<Win
Hmm.the loop theory is looking nice. Also PHANES smited a nation for knowing something about the divine plan…I wonder why
Everyone who rebels “WAAAH HUMANITY IS DISADVANTAGED!”
PHANES: WAIT YOUR TURN.
Also it’s now apparent PHANES is actively hiding details of the divine plan..why must it stay hidden?
That fucking Voyager that I hate
Neglecting that poor boys body
Mischaracterization and hypocritical moral high roading. The dragons may have been hurt first but they aren’t innocent and it’s no excuse because Circumstantial nuance is useless in this fandom
Dragon fans love to point out how their atrocities are somehow justified because they were hurt, yet their atrocities are towards innocents. The dragons can only reasonably kill the five people who actually did the war.
Humans were created after and most don’t know the truth. And the angels most were helping them in the war while the others were trying to escort civilians.
If they try to use circumstantial nuance then PHANES becomes justified as well. Because they had no choice other then sit and die to the abyss and Teyvat is the only planet we know that has light realm phenomena, and diplomacy fell through despite its attempt. because the moons are ass negotiators.
But it doesn’t justify it right? Off course. It’s called a necessary evil for a reason, it’s still evil. They need to keep that same energy for the dragons as well. Stop trying to moral highroad and just root for the dragons because they like them and want them to succeed.
You don’t have to mischaracterize the enemy or ignore core parts of the games history to do that.
Just say “I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT HUMANS, THE DRAGONS ARE GOATED RAAAAAAH”
Lowkey this was actually stupid. Helps the Celestia agenda though so meh
And no “true history” of Teyvat was revealed. A sham
(NEXT PATCH LEAKS)
Why the moons dissing Ista’s name?
They really had whole ass meetings about changing the rules huh?
The moons look like fucking death stars, PHANES upscale
We get moon dragon lore
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH(spoilers)
Dottore didn’t even destroy fate, just loosened it a bit.
Bros a fucking fraud
Alright that’s good(spoilers for the end)
Fate isn’t destroyed and the responsibilities of Irminsul aren’t gone.
The control node just changed
AAAAUUGGGHHHHH BELOVED PHANES
ALL THEY WANT IS A HOME
People will see this and still call them an unfeeling monster (spoilers)
ITS THE FUCKING TROLLEY PROBLEM.
If Irminsul is infected and Sumeru is bound to be destroyed then it makes sense to prevent that damage from spreading to other nations and allowing them to prepare.
Even Mavuika says that’s needed.
“Oh what about the people do Sumeru”
That’s what the archon and their forces are for. They should be able to handle it and if not then the rest of the world takes priority
(Spoilers)
Celestial technology was the basis for King Deshret technology…
This is funny
PANTALONE DONT LEAVE ME HERE. PANTALONE! PAAAANNNTAAALOONNEEEE