As per a Capo's instruction in order for me to be promoted to a Capo I, I will accept an invitation I got from the Library phenomenon and attempt to bring back the head of one of the Librarians. If any Soldatos want, they can accompany me. Seeing as there have been next to no survivors, I see my chances of returning as very low.
I'm sick of these young brothers of the middle.
by i mean, not the usual break someone body or literally kill everyone involved, i mean the most unusual form of punishment you ever done to someone, im not dissing, just curious about it, might as well ask "what the hell you mean with that?????? "
Hello there dear members of the Thumb, I am a businessman from a small but very renounced workshop called the
“Casa del Coltello” a Thumb associated workshop that specializes in making high quality knives. My family has been in charge of the business for 3 generations and with the permission from a Sottocapo, I am here to sell you folks traditional but deadly knives that I can assure you are the best of the best. We have:
Scannaturi: A knife designed for ranged attacks, allowing you to throw your knife for silent, long-distance takedowns.
Rasolu: A knife optimized for more stealthy attacks, allowing you to instantly kill your enemies with a single strike from either the neck, shoulders, temple, or heart.
Stiletto: The most durable option available amongst the 3, making it the best choice for extended fights or for daily use.
And if any of these blades break, you can get it repaired in our shops for a very low price.
So if your willing to spend a bit if ahn for a quality blade, or if you ever need to get any bladed weapons repaired or maintained, come to our families shop, and I’ll be sure to satisfy your requests as much as possible, Thank You.
(This is not Spam)
Speak freely.
It is merely a census. Administration is a bore in these echelons of society after all.
Thought I would be free of such a hassle being a step away from our Glorious Capo Dei Capi. Yet here I am.
If there’s a chance to draw Lewis over a stupid animal meme, I’ll take it.
do you remember that devyat fixer that came to deliver goods to us a mere week ago? do you think the rats got him? maybe he way too late on a delivery and his courier trunked melted him to bones…. I wonder where he is.
- wants to go home
- will get in trouble for mouthing off to a superior
- still mad
- the middle just attacked a thumb base
- hes stuck in the middle
- still mad
Being kidnapped by middle. Sos i need help they want to give tattoos and im afraid of needles HELP ME
I have come to make an announcement the thumb is the full of the lest creative fighters out of every finger (except for my late pinky comrade that infiltrated the H corp branch) all you do is point and shoot and occasionally use a bayonet and not even in a cool way like full-stop or Alexander Anderson plus you don’t even cook good pasta 🍝 I could cook it better when I was a infant 👶 and on top of that you don’t even follow your own theme well like look at how Valencia acted and you promoted her to a capo
-This post was fact checked by the pinky.
I recently came across a poster in District 23 saying that The Thumb welcomes all to join and isn’t racist. I messed up something and caused an accident while working in W. Corp and got fired. I am currently trying to find a new job and new place to stay in. I would love it if I was accepted into The Thumb. I am well aware that I am not quite the ordinary human… but, I sure hope this syndicate can be one I call home.
Have any of you kind souls seen a dog about 10'10 covered head to toe in t corp tech?
I have completed multiple sets of ego gear and guns for the Church of Hod. The Devyat association should distribute them quite quickly. Theres also a pistol for the Capo of the West.
What kind of lighter do you use for your cigarettes or cigars
Enjoy 847 Boxes of Sauceless pasta.
alright, this’ll be a far smaller one than usual…
it’s simple, make sure to check up on any new members… make sure that they at least know basic human biology. I know what you might be thinking: “everyone learns eventually, right?” well, just make sure, alright? You do not want to know that made this small announcement necessary.