So I'm the 2nd richest guy in the world and may have just caused the world to end?
So I'm hanging out in my mansion just being the second-richest man in the entirety of this unnamed comtinent. These 4 jackasses wander in so i decide to let them entertain me and they're actually quite funny! The bard jokingly asks if I’d consider putting them into my will and I'm on the fence about it but jeez he makes a good point. So I decide to immediately rewrite my entire estate plan to leave everything to them, YOLO amiright.
They even insist we get my lawyer involved to make things official, i swear ive never seen this guy before in my life and his accent is exactly the same as my butler. We spend the next hour making sure the paperwork is legally binding and I crack open the good bottle of Pinot Noir.
Then they fucking murder me out of nowhere! Just straight up leaving a bloody stab wound in my back.
Here's the real kicker. No one seems to care or even investigate. No resurrection (as per my LiveForeverLiveToday™ insurance plan), no court ordered Speak with Dead. Not even any of my fucking parasite relatives show up to contest this will.
So my lawyer ends up presenting them with 1,000,000,000 gp the next morning (in actual platinum and jewels of course, again no idea where they came from).
Anyway, the world last about 2 more days before some God / Master of the world decided he's had enough and the world ended. Am I the asshole?